i can only dream of one day doing something as badass as this.
it's almost as good as harold and kumar riding a jaguar to safety!
it's almost as good as when m&m's brought back the red m&ms!
it's almost as good as when i punched michelle in the face and stole her wallet!
it's almost as good as the time i helped johnnie cochran come up with "if it don't fit you must eat shit!"
it's almost as good as that yogurt that's a weekend without boys good!
it's almost as good as the oc!
it's almost as good as my stoopid puffy hand!
it's almost as good as eating play-doh! (it's okay kids, it's non-toxic!)
it's almost as good as the time i hired that midget hooker in panama and we went out lookin' for booze, dope and chiclets!
it's almost as good as me giving away 25 points for your "it's almost as good as" comments! each one gets points! collect em all!
posted by Steph Calvert @ 9:54 AM
24 Comments:
it's almost as good pooping in my pants!
because, as i'm sure you know, the happiest of campers are the ones pooping in their pampers!
it's almost as good playing naked bongos with matthew mcconaughey!
it's almost good as what you would do for a knlondike bar!
it's almost as good as getting points form steph!
it's almost as good as making fun of tomcruise and katie holmes!
it's almost as good as running thru a field of flowers with a gorilla in a monkey suit!
it's almost as good as watching the degrassi every episode ever marathon!
it's almost as good as MR FOOD saying ooh it's so good.
it's almost as good as watching ridge forrester almost die on the bold and the beautiful!
it's almost as good as your momma, your daddy, your big fat granny wth the holes in her panties. not too big not too small, just the size of basketballs.
it's almost as good as ain't we lucky we got em... good times!
it's almost as good as not having to work ever!
it's almost as good as cocacola returning to the classic formula and adding cocaine to it!
it's almost as good as traveling cross country just to eat some white castle burgers!
it's almost as good as rakeman and hoeboy!
it's almost as good as cartwheeling into a pit full o foam!
it's almost as good as stuffed french toast at ihop!
it's almost as good as going to the place in france where the naked ladies dance!
AGHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA oh crap that's pure comedy gold! keep em comin!
it's almost as good as crafting your own prom dress and going with your childhood friend but then getting back together wiht your rich boyfriend!
it's almost as good as a liger!
it's almost as good as wearing a rocket fueld jetpack and flying over the former soviet union!
it's almost as good as downloading internet porn!
it's almost as good as good good good good vibrations.
it's almost as good as drowning your sorrows in a tall cold beer!
it's almost as good as going underwear shopping!
it's almost as good as the flying wilenda brothers! especially that time one of them fell and died!
man, NOTHING is as good as good good good good vibrations!!!
I heard about this guy--he's soooo badass. He wins the Worldwide Badass Championships. Now that's a sport I'd watch.
it's almost as good as MXC!
especially when the vibrations are in your pants!
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH you're dirty!
UNCLEEEEEEEEEN!!!
It's almost as good as this. (I'm going for the mush factor.)
i heard that story on the news the other day and it just blew my mind!
Its almost as good as a bum fight.
Its almost as good as arresting a bum after a bum fight.
Its almost as good as kicking the ass of a bum while arresting him for being in a bum fight.
Its almost as good as finding out the bum you just beat was actually a coked out Tim Robbins and you find out he's gonna die from his injuries.
Its almost as good as punching a dirty bum in the face during a bum fight.
Its almost as good as punching Steph.
Its almost as good as eating all the steak.
Its almost as good as peeing on an electric fence.
Its almost as good as pooping on an electric fence.
Its almost as good as wearing womens' underwear.
Its almost as good as not wearing underwear at all.
Its almost as wearing your birthday suit to the movies.
Its almost as good as "Smokey and the Bandit"
Its almost as good as Steph's mom...
Its almost as good as poking yourself in the eye, then getting a new shinny glass eye.
Its almost as good as playing marbles with your new glass eye.
Its almost as good as losing your shinny new glass eye to some jackass neighborhood kid who cheats at marbles.
Its almost as good as a hobocamp, or even a fandango.
Its almost as good as the tijuana donkey show.
Its almost as good as Tijuana.
Its almost as good as Weiner Nuget.
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA oh my god josh i just crapped my pants at all that!!!
Its almost as good as new shoes
Its almost as good as poo on your new shoes.
Its almost as good as scraping the poo off your new shoes with someone else's toothbrush.
Its almost as good as not telling them what you did.
Its almost as good as making a weiner in ceramics class.
Its almost as good as putting that weiner in your bum.
Its almost as good as pizza.
Its almost as good as Lyndsay Lohan running up her pizza tab all over Georgia.
Its almost as good as Lyndsay Lohan and Hillary Duff in a hot oil wrestling match.
Its almost as good as them being naked.
Its almost as good as a big fat star Jones falling to her death off the top rafters at the staples center and crushing Hillary Duff and Lyndsay Lohan.
AAHAHAHAHAHAHHahahahhahha more more more! howdayalike it, howdayalike it!
it's almost as good as a gang of midgets fighting a wild tiger!
it's almost as good as dancing in heaven!
it's almost as good as I'M W - B! ARE YOU GAY!
it's almost as good as escaping a shark attack!
it's almost as good as shotting a rocket launcher at a clown car!
it's almost as good as drinking booze and dope on broadway!
it's almost as good as Emma meeting some creep on the internet!
it's almost as good as fanny getting laid!
it's almost as good as dacing the electric boogie at the bar bar!
it's almost as good as gotta get em all gotta get em all!
it's almost as good as hot snot on a silver platter!
it's almost as good as cold boogers on a paper plate!
that's it, my pretties, fight! fight!
Its almost as good as not working.
Its almost as good as not working and sitting around watching porno.
Its almost as good as not working, sitting around watching porno, and remembering your window is open and your neighbors can see everything.
it's almost as good as filming some porno with paris hilton!
it's almost as good as later selling that porno on the internet!
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