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recently blogger decided we can't publish my blog to my own website anymore so here we are! pardon the dust, and please visit us online at www.heartsandlaserbeams.com!

hearts and laserbeams is the wacky good-times art and design by me, steph calvert. i team up with robots, cupcakes, and stick people to show people art isn’t all about seriousness, missing ears, and deep thoughts; it can actually be tons of fun.

6.21.2005

do you bring your lunch to work? good for you! it's quite economical.

but a word of warning to you; you may be giving yourself a horrible reputation by doing so. without even knowing it!

before heading out the door in the morning, take a second look at that lunchbag you're using. you know, the one you got while out shopping last weekend. you may think the pink and white striped victoria's secret bag is cute and fits your ham sandwich and snack sized bag of cheetos just right, but the message you send to others when you enter the breakroom is this:

"i eat panties for lunch."

10 Comments:

Blogger Trav said...

LOL!!!!!!
I bet more than one person at your office is a crotch muncher. They eat the crotches outta their Victoria Secret panties fo' lunch.
Vic better come up wit' a nooo secret!

6/21/2005 01:26:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

AHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAAH Eeeew!!!

6/21/2005 01:30:00 PM  
Blogger Angela said...

PANTIE EATER!! hahahaha!!

6/21/2005 02:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least you eat classy panties. You could be packing Hanes briefs.

6/21/2005 04:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So? So what if I eat panties for lunch? Lot of fiber.

6/21/2005 05:13:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

that's why edible panties were invented. so you could not starve steph

6/21/2005 08:10:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

oh thank god cuz i always did like to eat!

6/22/2005 07:09:00 AM  
Blogger Brian said...

I and Bud Light, salute the edible underwear maker.

6/22/2005 10:18:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

bahahahhahahaha!!! okay i can't wait for someday when i have something better than dialup at home so i can actually listen to this crap you're always putting up!

6/22/2005 10:45:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

indeed they would, procured while out on a highschool treasure hunt!

6/23/2005 04:31:00 PM  

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