do you bring your lunch to work? good for you! it's quite economical.
but a word of warning to you; you may be giving yourself a horrible reputation by doing so. without even knowing it!
before heading out the door in the morning, take a second look at that lunchbag you're using. you know, the one you got while out shopping last weekend. you may think the pink and white striped victoria's secret bag is cute and fits your ham sandwich and snack sized bag of cheetos just right, but the message you send to others when you enter the breakroom is this:
"i eat panties for lunch."

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LOL!!!!!!
I bet more than one person at your office is a crotch muncher. They eat the crotches outta their Victoria Secret panties fo' lunch.
Vic better come up wit' a nooo secret!
AHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAAH Eeeew!!!
PANTIE EATER!! hahahaha!!
At least you eat classy panties. You could be packing Hanes briefs.
So? So what if I eat panties for lunch? Lot of fiber.
that's why edible panties were invented. so you could not starve steph
oh thank god cuz i always did like to eat!
I and Bud Light, salute the edible underwear maker.
bahahahhahahaha!!! okay i can't wait for someday when i have something better than dialup at home so i can actually listen to this crap you're always putting up!
indeed they would, procured while out on a highschool treasure hunt!
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