the hearts and laserbeams blog!

recently blogger decided we can't publish my blog to my own website anymore so here we are! pardon the dust, and please visit us online at www.heartsandlaserbeams.com!

hearts and laserbeams is the wacky good-times art and design by me, steph calvert. i team up with robots, cupcakes, and stick people to show people art isn’t all about seriousness, missing ears, and deep thoughts; it can actually be tons of fun.

6.29.2005

okay i'm back after a whirlwind day off! wokka wokka doo doo yeah!

i got some bug bites yesterday, right? and they're hella swollen, which is totally creepy. if i may quote some pink floyd for you, my hands feel like two balloons. or at least the right one does.

this is of interest to you because.... ah.. uh... um... i don't know!

but! ceramics class rocks, the first project we did was a little sculpture thing, where you ball up some newspaper, wrap that in tape, and put the clay around it. apparently the newspaper will burn up in the kiln, leaving a fabulous sculpture that will be the envy of all your friends. my alligator will kick the crap outta you any day of the week! and if doesn't, then along comes josh's applecoremonkeyskull to finish the job!

brian just walked by and asked what happened to my face... i guess the bug bites are a bit more noticeable than i thought? i'm gonna start telling everyone josh beats me. and then under my breath i'll say (at bejewelled) but people won't hear that, they'll just turn josh in for being an abusive boyfriend. i think that's about the point that madcap mayhem will ensue!

6 Comments:

Blogger swirlogirl said...

EXTREME BEJEWELLED ACTION!!!!!!!

6/29/2005 09:52:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

ahhahhahahahah that's what the new bejewelled is, with it's explosions and fire! POW! PENIS!

6/29/2005 10:02:00 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

did you catch my usages of wokka wokka doo doo yeah at conversations. it was an ode to you

6/29/2005 01:25:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

i totally did!!! what's awesome is it's an ode to me doing an ode to weird al!

6/29/2005 02:23:00 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

your gonna get an ode to you alright, right in your face..

6/29/2005 04:40:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

if by ode in my face you mean you're making a delicious boboli for dinner then yes please!

6/29/2005 04:48:00 PM  

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