the hearts and laserbeams blog!

recently blogger decided we can't publish my blog to my own website anymore so here we are! pardon the dust, and please visit us online at www.heartsandlaserbeams.com!

hearts and laserbeams is the wacky good-times art and design by me, steph calvert. i team up with robots, cupcakes, and stick people to show people art isn’t all about seriousness, missing ears, and deep thoughts; it can actually be tons of fun.

6.19.2005

cheers to maria being back in town for a few days! last night maria, ann, josh and myself went and had persian food at this place called darya over by south coast plaza (the mall where marissa stole the watch from in season 1 of the oc for you out-of-towners), and it was much better food than i expected! not that i thought it'd be gross, just different, you know? but it was delicious. our waiter was extremely friendly without sounding completely fake about it, and that weirded me out a little. he almost sounded like that guy on the simpsons who had a stroke...

but it was tasty! then we all walked over to metro point and since we'd obviously not eaten in eons had to get something at jamba juice, much to the dismay of josh and his hatred of all things communist. after blended fruit drinks were procured we hastened back to the automobiles, because one of josh's friends from high school was also in town for the night. so back to huntington beach, we went to the hush hush secret on the down low cop club i can't talk about... but i will say this. what the hell is this sippy cup doing on the counter? man those crooked cops'll give anyone booze.

we left there around midnight or so and drove over to the explorer building to show josh's friend where they meet and stuff. and as we were all getting into our cars and leaving i saw the most amazing thing. better than this sippy cup on the bar. i turned my car around and was passing the gate to the heliport (i guess that's what it's called? where they park the copters?) i thought i saw a stray cat. not too spectacular, blah blah blah. but then i looked again as my headlights passed over it, and it was A HUMONGOUS RACCOON!!! it was insane! i've never seen a raccoon this close before, and being in my car made it feel like i was on safari watching crazy wild beasts in their natural habitat. it was so freaking cool.

but what was it doing in suburbia? 25 points for your theories!

11 Comments:

Blogger swirlogirl said...

raccoons love garbage. i'm sure they can live most anywhere. there's tons of em where we live and lots get run over. sad.

6/19/2005 03:07:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

by the way that name darya cracks me up cuz that's how john and i say diarrhea

6/19/2005 03:09:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

maybe it took the helicopter jerk!

6/19/2005 08:52:00 PM  
Blogger Angela said...

i have no theories, but did i ever tell you about the time i was walking out of my apartment complex and there was a giant raccoon in a tree right at eye level with me? it was sooooo close to me and so big and so cartoon looking that i started freaking out. for some reason, i could only imagine the raccoon scene in "harold and kumar" and i ran away screaming, "i don't want your rabies!! nph wouldn't do that!" man, raccoons are scary.

6/20/2005 01:25:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

man the next time i go to jamba juice i'm gonna ask for a white gummy bear smoothie, and if they don't know what the hell i'm talking about then i'm going to punch you!

6/20/2005 06:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, you don't see very many raccoons in our part of town. Possums galore, but not too many of those wily masked bandits (oh ho ho). I remember seeing one in my friend's backyard in Mission Viejo years ago, but that's about it for my raccoon sighting in the OC.

6/20/2005 07:38:00 AM  
Blogger Brian said...

I think the possum look the wrong turn at Albuquerque and ended up in the suburbs. He was trying to get to Pismo Beach.

6/20/2005 08:29:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

i think he was looking for the bait shop so he could go to an emo show!

6/20/2005 09:01:00 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

HAHAHAH PISMO BEACH!

there was a raccoon on that trr that was outside of my oshkosh apt once. then i ate it

6/20/2005 06:52:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

i hope you put some grey poupon on that thing, because EW!

6/21/2005 06:53:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

oh no! what's been goin' on? you should email me!

6/21/2005 11:44:00 AM  

Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

<< Home