the hearts and laserbeams blog!

recently blogger decided we can't publish my blog to my own website anymore so here we are! pardon the dust, and please visit us online at www.heartsandlaserbeams.com!

hearts and laserbeams is the wacky good-times art and design by me, steph calvert. i team up with robots, cupcakes, and stick people to show people art isn’t all about seriousness, missing ears, and deep thoughts; it can actually be tons of fun.

6.24.2005

cheers to gettin' out of work early today!

jeers to havin' to go renew my drivers license at the dmv, which i'm sure is short for demonic monster vortex, and i'm not lookin' forward to that at all!

keep your fingers crossed that there are no hassle-type shenanigans when i take my eye test, as i can't remember if i could see outta that eye or not the last time i did one for ca...

and cheers to microwave oatmeal, which i'm about to go make a mug of right now, since there's no good snacks handy!

jeers to your face!

no, i'm kidding, i quite like your face! unless you're hitler. then, not so much.

9 Comments:

Blogger swirlogirl said...

YEAH RIGHT!

6/24/2005 01:06:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

wait, did you just call me a HITLERLOVER?!?!!??!

that's it i will fight you!

6/24/2005 01:39:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

hahahaha

6/25/2005 07:53:00 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

THIS JUST IN: a ZAGNUT BAR is the same thing as a CHIK-O-STIK!!!! described as crunchy peanut butter and toasted coconut, i knew the peanut butter meant soething like butterfinger, but i didnt think about the coconut being in anything other than chocolate even when there is no mention of choc on the package. my dad used to bring home chikosticks for my brother and i. good times. ANYWAYSD! it is a good bar. would be better with chocolate, but it satisfies that salty, yet sweet taste combination our bodies so often desire. thank you.

6/25/2005 08:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, the cartoon cupcake is so cute.

6/25/2005 10:42:00 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

hahah thanks darling maria

6/25/2005 11:14:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

jenn, i shouldn't give you jack squat because the research deadline was last night, but i'm a benevolent pointsgiver, so you get full credit!

6/25/2005 04:41:00 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Did you know that the slim fast has a candy bar that is exactly like a butterfinger. Ofcourse it cost a lot more. I found this out while in the Orange County Sheriff's Academy when I was drinking two slim fast a day with my lunch and 1 with my 3 packages crackers I ate during the day when I was trying to eat enough carbs to not die... I purchased a couple of those bars figuring they would good for me but tasty,, when in fact they are the same as a small butterfinger,, thats dumb,, cause I needed all the energy food I could get.. the end....

6/25/2005 07:05:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

so wait. you should've just eaten butterfingers! CANDY ROOLS, VEGGIES DROOL!

6/25/2005 10:27:00 PM  

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