since brian's demanding a more interesting topic to discuss, let me tell you about what i heard on the news today.

warning:the following may include adult content not suitable for the faint of heart or small children. thank you.

so i'm sitting here on the computer just a little while ago, working on a brochure and business card for the huntington beach search & rescue guys, and i've got the abc7 news on in the background, just kind of listening to this morning's headlines.

and in local news, apparently cops were called to a rowdy party last night. the reporter reports that they stumbled upon an underground cock-fighting ring. they went on to talk about where this party was, and what happened leading up to the discovery.

then, while closing up this story to move on to another, the reporter uttered the most hilarious thing i've ever heard on a serious news show.
i swear i'm not making this up.

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ready for it? you better sit down.

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while i'm thinking about it, take a drink of water so you can do a spit take when you read the next sentence.

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she said, "police are still searching for the owner of the cock ring."

if it was brought to the station as evidence, i hope they used gloves and some tongs to pick it up with.

25 points to you if you've heard reporters say something completely jacked up on the air by accident and tell us about it here!