did i tell you guys i found the oprah tape and it's allegedly being mailed to me this weekend? exciting! jenn and i discussed the points thing, because he obviously didn't know about it, and here's what i decided. if he took me up on the ten bucks i offered on my craigslist ad, he didn't need the points because i was giving him money for his tape. but if he didn't take the money and did it just completely out of the goodness of his heart i would feel completely wrong about not giving him anything in return and would've totally put him at the top of the points totals with 4000... that being said if a stranger buys my artwork in the future they're gonna get points for it, so you should buy some too, because i really don't want joe shmoe from podunktown, USA to win the painting at the end of the year, you know what i'm sayin?

the store's not done yet, and there's still more to put in there, so if you want a big fattie selection you should wait for another couple of weeks.

why did this post go from being an explanation of the oprah points to a big stoopid commercial? you should now go listen to reel big fish's classic hit single, "sell out".