okay 100 points to you for your explanation of a dream i had last night, which i don't remember anything about except this:
i grew four extra toes on each foot. i think they weren't there for the entire dream, but by the end an extra one was starting to grow out the end of each of the four smaller toes on each foot and i was completely freaking out because shit, where am i going to buy shoes for that?!?!

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i think it's clear that you want a new pair of shoes but being that it doesn't fit into your budget your body was going to force you to do it by growing extra toes and therefore you could make extra money on the sideshow circuit as the incredible toe lady and then get new shoes
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH i love it! points to you!
i'll give points for other explanations, too, whether you've done it already (jenn) or not (everyone else)....
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that looks like spam!
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HAHHAHAHAH yessssss power to the people!
I think that dream means that you always wanted to join the freak show, but werent quite freaky enough (close, but not close enough), so with like 9 toes on each foot you would be a shoe in,, (no pun intended)
it's true, i always wanted to be a two-nosed cow that no one was allowed to look at, a'la sawdust days in oshkosh! i'll buy that for a dollar!
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