the hearts and laserbeams blog!

recently blogger decided we can't publish my blog to my own website anymore so here we are! pardon the dust, and please visit us online at www.heartsandlaserbeams.com!

hearts and laserbeams is the wacky good-times art and design by me, steph calvert. i team up with robots, cupcakes, and stick people to show people art isn’t all about seriousness, missing ears, and deep thoughts; it can actually be tons of fun.

6.01.2005

for the record i don't feel like doing anything today, i'm kinda irritable, and everything is making me uncomfortable, from the way my jacket (that i've worn a billion times) hits my neck to the way my stoopid office chair feels.

i think i need some snacks. or drano.

15 Comments:

Blogger Steph Calvert said...

what's funny about the jacket thing is every time i sit down it balloons up in the stomach region making me look very pregnant so i punch myself in the stomach and it makes my jacket deflate and me chuckle.

6/01/2005 10:35:00 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

you should hum to yourself...

6/01/2005 10:43:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

that's exactly what i thought to myself when i wrote this post and i thought to myself "50 points to josh if he says that". and you did. so points to you!

6/01/2005 10:56:00 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

sounds liek someone IS pregnant. or at least pms'ing you period puncher you!

6/01/2005 01:37:00 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

sounds like someone is jealous that i got 50 points,, and what is a period puncher anyways...

6/01/2005 03:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this just in>>>> I was in a horrific car accident after being rammed (in my car) by media photograper... Im ok and recovering at home. That is all.

6/01/2005 03:47:00 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Just a little bit of news, Stephlehman.com is number 1 on the yahoo search under the key word crotchcake... Yeah crotchcakes.. Crotchcakes for everyone.
In honor of the crotchcake, I wrote a little ballad..
"Crotchcakes for me, crotchcakes for you, Ill have a crotchcake, you have one too."

6/01/2005 03:53:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

lindsey lohan eats crotchcake!

6/01/2005 05:47:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

i hear that's how she got in the car accident, she was too busy eating a crotchcake and not paying attention to the road...

6/02/2005 06:36:00 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

you heard it here first people!

6/02/2005 07:25:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

i am a newshound like no other! or just a jackass. you know, whatever.

6/02/2005 07:28:00 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

beep beep b-b-b beep beep.. thats that sound of news coming in over the wire like in the olden days

6/02/2005 08:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'M SENDING YOU AN S-O-S! I'M SENDING YOU A UH-UH-UHHHHH-UH-UH!!!

6/02/2005 09:01:00 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

AHAHAHHAHA OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!!!!!

6/02/2005 05:11:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

oh yes i totally went there! bob mathers 4 lyfe!

6/02/2005 06:02:00 PM  

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