for the record i don't feel like doing anything today, i'm kinda irritable, and everything is making me uncomfortable, from the way my jacket (that i've worn a billion times) hits my neck to the way my stoopid office chair feels.
i think i need some snacks. or drano.

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what's funny about the jacket thing is every time i sit down it balloons up in the stomach region making me look very pregnant so i punch myself in the stomach and it makes my jacket deflate and me chuckle.
you should hum to yourself...
that's exactly what i thought to myself when i wrote this post and i thought to myself "50 points to josh if he says that". and you did. so points to you!
sounds liek someone IS pregnant. or at least pms'ing you period puncher you!
sounds like someone is jealous that i got 50 points,, and what is a period puncher anyways...
this just in>>>> I was in a horrific car accident after being rammed (in my car) by media photograper... Im ok and recovering at home. That is all.
Just a little bit of news, Stephlehman.com is number 1 on the yahoo search under the key word crotchcake... Yeah crotchcakes.. Crotchcakes for everyone.
In honor of the crotchcake, I wrote a little ballad..
"Crotchcakes for me, crotchcakes for you, Ill have a crotchcake, you have one too."
lindsey lohan eats crotchcake!
i hear that's how she got in the car accident, she was too busy eating a crotchcake and not paying attention to the road...
you heard it here first people!
i am a newshound like no other! or just a jackass. you know, whatever.
beep beep b-b-b beep beep.. thats that sound of news coming in over the wire like in the olden days
I'M SENDING YOU AN S-O-S! I'M SENDING YOU A UH-UH-UHHHHH-UH-UH!!!
AHAHAHHAHA OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!!!!!
oh yes i totally went there! bob mathers 4 lyfe!
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