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hearts and laserbeams is the wacky good-times art and design by me, steph calvert. i team up with robots, cupcakes, and stick people to show people art isn’t all about seriousness, missing ears, and deep thoughts; it can actually be tons of fun.

6.07.2005

okay i have a very important question.

what does a kabbalah string look like, because i think i saw someone wearing one? is it literally just a red string tied around your wrist? and is kabbalah a religion, or is that just the name of the book and the religion goes by something else?

and what do the kabbalahists believe in? will she try to get me to bow down to the corn dog god? i mean, i love corn dogs as much as the next guy, but do i really want to worship them as an all-powerful entity? no.

will i catch kabbalah from shaking this girl's hand? will i catch kabbalah from a toilet seat?

help me out, cuz i'm confused. what i really want to know is madonna undercover, seein' what it's like to be a workin' girl tryin' to make it in the workin' world, and did i just blow her cover?

10 Comments:

Blogger swirlogirl said...

from what i've seen.. a kabbalah string is like just a twisted up braide red string tied around the wrist... and kabbalah itself is some jewish mysticism whatever the fuck that means! at any rate she is probably worshipping madonna at a shrine with ashton kutcher and britney spears

6/07/2005 02:04:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

so is it contagious?

6/07/2005 02:06:00 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

its highly contagious,, it can be contracted through body fluids,,airborn, and by toilet seats(99% of all infections happen this way)...there is a shot you can get,,, its called JESUS

6/07/2005 03:06:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

but i don't like shots!

6/07/2005 03:38:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

what would madonna do!

6/08/2005 05:41:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

i bet she'd do a shot!

6/08/2005 07:14:00 AM  
Blogger Brian said...

She doens't do those nasty thangs anymore. She just wrote her 5th children book. It's called...

Lotsa deCasha

about a dude with lots of money.

I hear its a real page turner. Im hoping I can read it all the way through without loosing interest. The last book I attempted to read was One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish.

After a while I just lost interest.-I am

6/08/2005 01:11:00 PM  
Blogger Angela said...

oh no! you caught kabbalah?? i don't think we can be friends anymore... i haven't been vaccinated yet...

6/08/2005 02:40:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

my butt itches from steph's kabbalah condition

6/09/2005 06:33:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

lies! your butt itches because you caught diseases from never washing it!

6/10/2005 06:52:00 AM  

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