my sincerest, wildest, most haywire, baby geniusest, crapified tnt, stench-filled, gut-wrenching, toilet exploding congratulations to my sister danielle, who just let us know that she got a full scholarship to cal state dominguez hills!
you best congratulate that girl on all her damn accomplishments, because i'm so proud i just punched a bum and pooped my pants AT THE SAME TIME!!!
BABY GENIUSES!!!
if you're stumped in how to send your very best, nothing says hey congratulations danielle like a hand-picked goldblum-o-gram. i'm just sayin.
and now, if you'll excuse me, i'm going to bust out my filing cabinet so i can get out the monthly statements from my 30 thousand in student loans that i still owe, and i'm going to roll around in them and cry myself to sleep.
posted by Steph Calvert @ 4:42 PM
2 Comments:
man thats awesome. perhaps you're mom will probably poop on that too?
if by poop on that you mean rain on her parade i'm sad to say you can probably count on it...
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