the hearts and laserbeams blog!

recently blogger decided we can't publish my blog to my own website anymore so here we are! pardon the dust, and please visit us online at www.heartsandlaserbeams.com!

hearts and laserbeams is the wacky good-times art and design by me, steph calvert. i team up with robots, cupcakes, and stick people to show people art isn’t all about seriousness, missing ears, and deep thoughts; it can actually be tons of fun.

6.17.2005

okay so days later, that fradulent charge finally showed up as someone trying to hornswaggle me through paypal. they tried to make it look like i'd bought a television from them through ebay. what does this mean to me? my paypal account's all screwed up now with a huge negative balance, i gotta go through 500 steps to show them i am indeed the person the account belongs to...

i wonder if the email address of the dude i supposedly bought this tv from works. i'm fighting to not send outrageously offensive emails to him detailing how badly i want to kick his ass right now for giving me these hassles to deal with!

last night we went to a beach party for the explorers and it was gud times, ate some burgers, drank some soda, poked some kids in the stomach...

what's funny about these beach parties (cuz from the look of it, it happens all the time) is the kids use this time to try and tackle the cops who are supervising, and the cops bust out some crazy arrest/control techniques leaving the instigator pinned in the sand laughing his ass off.

and then firemen get outta control with pyrotechnics. and that's our cue to exit. seriously, it was outta hand with the explosions and fire. okay, maybe no explosions. but the fire more than made up for it. and that's our cue to exit...

p.s. i got an invite to a short shorts party today courtesy of paul, and while i don't live in nyc i want to go so bad it hurts deep inside. i may have to have a short shorts party of my own to feel better.

10 Comments:

Blogger swirlogirl said...

was it a PSYCHO BEACH PARTY??? and did josh dress in drag as the lady sergeant!

6/17/2005 09:26:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

i don't even know! but now i have to mail them some stoopid affidavit saying i did not buy this tv from this dude on ebay and it's gonna be at least ten working days until the negative balance is taken off my paypal account... it's just a big crazy mess.

6/17/2005 09:58:00 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

isn't that invitation the best ahhahaa

6/17/2005 11:26:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

i was talking to paul about having a short shorts party the same night, as a long beach satellite installation of his party going on in nyc. i might actually try to make that happen.

6/17/2005 12:07:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

HAHAHAH and a webcast please

6/17/2005 08:02:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

see, the only problem with it is this - i already told michelle i'd go to a show with her that night, and i think angela's outta town that weekend, and this that and the other thing, i don't think next sat.'s gonna work and for it to be done up right it should be going on at the same time as the nyc one... sucks to your assmar!

6/18/2005 06:16:00 AM  
Blogger Angela said...

wha??!? i've been away from the internets for a little while so excuse my slowness in responding.... I must be at a short shorts party!!!! sucks to me being out of town!

6/18/2005 07:58:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

short shorts party will be postposted, though! because everyone's busy next weekend! so stay tuned!

6/19/2005 01:35:00 PM  
Blogger Brian said...

I would be unable to atend a short shorts party in LA, which is luck for all of you. You would be blinded by the pure sexyness that is my legs. Aw right!

6/20/2005 08:34:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

i should offer points to everyone who attends when we finally get around to having it...

6/20/2005 10:29:00 AM  

Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

<< Home