the hearts and laserbeams blog!

recently blogger decided we can't publish my blog to my own website anymore so here we are! pardon the dust, and please visit us online at www.heartsandlaserbeams.com!

hearts and laserbeams is the wacky good-times art and design by me, steph calvert. i team up with robots, cupcakes, and stick people to show people art isn’t all about seriousness, missing ears, and deep thoughts; it can actually be tons of fun.

8.07.2005

okay i'm back! WHOOOOOOSH!!!

50 points to jenn for pointing me in the direction of natalie dee's website! seriously folks, if you like funny random stuff and explodingdog, then her website is totally for you. but probably don't go if you're six years old or easily offended.

that being said, i haven't seen all of her stuff yet but this is my favorite drawing so far!

yesterday was awesome - slept in late, which never happens for me. josh and i drove out to his mom's place in redlands... and we really didn't do a whole lot once we got there. got some lunch, picked up some boxes at uhaul and dropped off some stuff at a thrift store, went back to carole's house and took the dogs for a long walk. there was some crazy wind going on, kickin' up all kinds of dust and havoc! josh combatted this by putting avocados in a fire plug and sending em flying when he turned on the water. then we practiced spit takes for when we someday get famous, because that's a must when you're on tv. you have GOT to know how to do a proper spit take, people. it must be a fine mist, really. anything else is just straight drool.

plans in effect for a new funny piece of art. was going to just be a card but i think it has to be a painting. can't wait to do it.

later on, after we all went out to dinner, josh, his brother chris and i went out hunting skunks around the hill. wandered around for like an hour before giving up. there's nothing more disappointing than going out with the idea that we're going to shoot a skunk and make a hat or a brooch or a pteradactyl out of it, and then not see any skunks at all...

i don't know if it was the opressive heat in effect in the redlands area yesterday, but as hard as i tried i could not stay awake on the way home and totally crashed like 3.2 seconds after hitting the pillow.

ooo, guess what i'm doing today! i'm cleaing my apartment, wowee wow wow! also on the list, though, is scanning in the hooker painting to put up on the site so watch for that cuz it's finally done!

5 Comments:

Blogger swirlogirl said...

i came back to really say your website is fab steph! it totally shows your personality and the theme is just perfect. and it cracks me up because of the inspiration behind said theme. i think you rock. let's get married!

8/07/2005 09:42:00 AM  
Blogger Cindy said...

I love it! Great job and your artwork is fantastic.

Love,
Distressed Jeans

8/07/2005 12:57:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

thanks guys!

can yooooo feeeeeel the looooove toniiiiiiight...

man i love that billy joel!

8/07/2005 01:11:00 PM  
Blogger Trav said...

NO WAY STEPH!
The Distressed Jeans woman hit up your site too!
AWESOME!
You should feel all special and shit!
THAT IS STRAIGHT UP PROPS!

8/07/2005 03:36:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

send money now!

8/07/2005 07:46:00 PM  

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