the hearts and laserbeams blog!

recently blogger decided we can't publish my blog to my own website anymore so here we are! pardon the dust, and please visit us online at www.heartsandlaserbeams.com!

hearts and laserbeams is the wacky good-times art and design by me, steph calvert. i team up with robots, cupcakes, and stick people to show people art isn’t all about seriousness, missing ears, and deep thoughts; it can actually be tons of fun.

8.04.2005

i love when people find out i used to work at an internet company, which obviously means i know everything there is to know about building things for the internets...

exhibit a in my i don't know crap case is this very website, which is pretty simple html and took like 9 months for me to put together.

but the important thing is it's finished - let's all drop our pants and rock to the oldies, richard simmons style!

18 Comments:

Blogger swirlogirl said...

what if my boss comes in while my pants are down?!

8/04/2005 07:50:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

i believe rules of etiquette apply and you must punch him or her in the face and offer them a cup of tea.

8/04/2005 07:51:00 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

and then do i also say drop your pants and rock to the oldies!

8/04/2005 07:57:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

yes!! it's that simple!

8/04/2005 08:15:00 AM  
Blogger Mel said...

Nicely done! I bow down to your superior stylings!

All hail Steph!

8/04/2005 09:26:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

aw shucks, thanks!

i forgot to add this important manners tip - when you punch your boss in the face and then offer them tea, make sure you keep your pinkies out. it's all about bein' a lady, you know what i mean?

8/04/2005 10:53:00 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

classssssy

8/04/2005 12:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ya, it's a great site--better late than never! And I checked out your portfolio today; some really cool stuff. I recognized mr. apple, of course! I think "bird" is actually my favorite (forget which section it's in)--really simple but nice colors and great design. That's my designy self talking :) Keep it up!

8/04/2005 12:05:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

thanks steph! i've been meaning to do more graphics like bird, but like everything else on the list of things to do i just haven't quite gotten around to it yet...

8/04/2005 02:21:00 PM  
Blogger Brian said...

I spit it your face! (Which in some cultures is considered a sign of approval for a job well done... just not ours)

8/04/2005 02:27:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

i see your spit and raise you chunky vomit! it's a compliment, i swear!

8/04/2005 03:14:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

hey steph since you worked at an internet place will you design a whole new website and stuff kthxbi!

8/04/2005 07:21:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

man im bored post something!

8/05/2005 08:29:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

i gotta work dood i'll do it this afternoon!

8/05/2005 08:53:00 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8/05/2005 10:17:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA man, i was gonna give you a million points just because but now you can FORGET IT because i hate you and we're in a fight!

8/07/2005 06:05:00 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

HAHAHAH noooo! i love you!

8/07/2005 09:38:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

i love you too - just don't tell josh. he'll get jealous and beat me in the torso and upper arms so no one will suspect...

8/07/2005 01:10:00 PM  

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