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recently blogger decided we can't publish my blog to my own website anymore so here we are! pardon the dust, and please visit us online at www.heartsandlaserbeams.com!

hearts and laserbeams is the wacky good-times art and design by me, steph calvert. i team up with robots, cupcakes, and stick people to show people art isn’t all about seriousness, missing ears, and deep thoughts; it can actually be tons of fun.

7.21.2005

man i wish you guys coulda seen josh in action last night as it was discovered that he missed his career calling. i don't even remember what brought it on - probably the discovery of a humongous plate full of forgotten watermelon slices on one of the tables...

the guy starts figuring out what's the fastest way to plow through a slice of watermelon (a'la eating contests from county fairs)?

i'd be hard-pressed to say any of the 15 or so pieces of fruit that followed actually made it into his mouth - but folks, that's not the point of the eating contests! it's all about SEEK AND DESTROY!

every time i think of josh getting through a slice of watermelon in 2.3 seconds i laugh my damn ass off. 100% pure comedy gold.

12 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

That is freaken rad!!

7/21/2005 04:23:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

i drew you in this... and only this!

7/21/2005 07:04:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

HAHAHA this drawing is golden

7/21/2005 08:10:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

jenn, i think i'm gonna resurrect these scribbles, they crack my shit up. the OCs on i gotta go!!!

7/21/2005 09:02:00 PM  
Blogger Trav said...

Steph-
I LOVE your artwork!
It has such a great style to it and it's really expressive.
I give it two big thumbs...WAY UP!!!

7/22/2005 06:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i wish i had four thumbs so i could give them titties four thumbs down!!!

7/22/2005 06:46:00 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

yeah you should totally animate this drawing. it would be hilarious to see those watermelon bit hit the floor hahah! and yes PLEASE resurrect the doodling. we love it! p.s. i won a book from distressed jeans! last night was a good episode when trey gets hopped up on trimspa. you should see the oc in high def. it's sooooooo much radder than it already is if thats possible!

7/22/2005 08:22:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

did you win the dog walker? i did too! my suspicions are her break is dumb-commenter oriented, but i can't bring myself to ask...

and i totally saw the oc last night and it was exciting! what sucks is it was the start of the last chunk of episodes i didn't see, and i'm already gonna miss the next one this thursday... i can't wait to rent the dvd and get properly caught up before fall!

7/22/2005 09:27:00 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

haha yeah the dog walker. she loves us. anyways yeah i suspect the dumb commenter thing too. people just go crrrrrazy! and whay the hella re you goign to miss next ic. you should cancel whatever plans you have right now!

7/22/2005 01:11:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

i can't, we're going to a vandals show at the oc fair in the oc! oh yes!

there's a restaurant in long beach called the crab pot and it's just BEGGING to be one of the places that show is filmed - it's on the water, there's a dock right there in front of it with lots fancypants boats for pleaassuuuuure cruuuuise'n...

and i think we passed the arches in newport beach a couple of weeks ago. number one i love how that's totally sandy and kirstin's restaurant that they always go to on the show and they hammer that detail in like every single show, and number two i love how they make it look so swanky on tv but the place i saw looked kind of hole in the wall, and even run-down. maybe there's another place called the arches i don't know about?

7/22/2005 01:24:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

you are going to the bait shop!!!

7/22/2005 08:15:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

except the crab pot doesn't have live shows by up and coming emo bands!

7/23/2005 08:49:00 AM  

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