i'm one of those people that gets cold way, way too easily... it could be 90 degrees outside, and if a breeze kicks up i'm usually reaching for a jacket, and this seriously irritates me. why do i have to be cold all the time!
right now i'm at work and it's probably 75 but the air conditioner's on or something and it's freakin' chilly but i'm trying to fight the urge to put the jacket on because i really shouldn't be cold right now! GARRR!
still can't name the winner of the name-the-haiku-contest contest because there hasn't been a good chunk of time to sit down and do the graphic. i hate to say you're gonna have to wait til next week, but you know. i'm super-important and don't have time for you anymore. you probably shouldn't buy me any birthday presents. (but you totally should anyways)
also, file this under old news, but did you know baby's daddy died?
posted by Steph Calvert @ 9:15 AM
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! and then later baby's daddy went on to star in law and order, where he continued to tell parents about the wonders of putting their babies in corners so they wouldn't turn to a life of crime. unfortunately the parents wouldn't listen, the babies would grow up to become criminals, and baby's daddy would find them prosecute them to the fullest extent of the law!
p.s. i heart red dawn!
Then Patrick Swayze finally left Baby became a stock broker and married Demi Moore, ofcouse then he died and started cheating on her with OdaMay Brown (what a fucken whore)... But then Demi was like fuck you Swayze, and she started getting porked by Kelso. And life goes on.. Doh Blah Dee, Doh Blah Daa, life goes onnnn, oh and the lifes on...(then of course Corky steals the Drivers Training car and wrecks it.. what an ass, all the time Desmond and Molly are trying to run a restaurant (that Corky also burns down by leaving the oven on all night, thanks for that one Corky)and performing at night clubs to make ends meet.. and you say children are not a bad investment.. personally I say a money market is the way to go
and then samuel jackson came out and was all GIMMIE MY MUTUAL FUNDIN' MONEY! but bruce willis shot him while he was on a supervised visit with his children. supervised because last time he had em he was trying to do re-enactments of the walking on glass scene from die hard, and demi would have none of that. he also had them for the weekend because she was off becoming a navy seal.
oooo NAVY SEALS!!! did you hear they're doing a sequel to clerks? i don't know just yet how i feel about that. i think i'll go ask dr. joyce brothers. she brought her own microphone!
What abou the sequel to Sixteen Candles? Sacrilege! That's gonna suck balls. But I'll prolly go see it anyway cuz i'm all old and nostalgic and stuff.
i hope they call it seventeen candles...
HAHAHAH you asses! odamae brown! HAHAHAA. SAM WHEAT
sam wheat sandwiches are better for you than sam white, because the bread ain't bleached.
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