the hearts and laserbeams blog!

recently blogger decided we can't publish my blog to my own website anymore so here we are! pardon the dust, and please visit us online at www.heartsandlaserbeams.com!

hearts and laserbeams is the wacky good-times art and design by me, steph calvert. i team up with robots, cupcakes, and stick people to show people art isn’t all about seriousness, missing ears, and deep thoughts; it can actually be tons of fun.

7.02.2005

last night was a night of firsts.

i saw weird science for the first time. or most of it, anyways... i was all wiped out from work so i ended up crashin' and burnin' for the last 15-20 minutes, but that is some funny, funny crap! we also rented stripes, we'll probably get around to that in a couple of days or something.

and josh had recently seen the boobs emoticon for the first time!

you know the one.

(.)(.)

that one.

or ( . )( . ) if you're more... endowed.

i've got almost nothing else... wish i'd been able to go to warped tour yesterday, stoopid lack of money and days off from work. danielle, chump that she is, met higgins and greg k from the offspring at their table. add that to she already talks to noodles online and we met dexter holland at the house of blues one fateful night a couple of years back, and she's pretty much met the whole band. that chumo!!!

finishing up a whole bunch of projects this weekend, hopefully. gotta do an embroidery test to see if i can indeed sew fishnets onto my hooker painting without stretching it out, gotta finish a pair of socks for a coming-up birthday, have to start a couple of those horrible pics of movie stars paintings for a show i wanna enter at the end of the summer... i can't wait to do tara reid.

that came out sounding completely wrong.

but oh, so right.

no, wait, that was sick and wrong.

p.s.! 10 points for your emoticons!

13 Comments:

Blogger swirlogirl said...

8=======D~~~~~~~~~~

WEENIE GENIES!

7/02/2005 09:05:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

AHAHAHHHAHHAH!!!! that's the first one i drew for josh!

7/02/2005 09:30:00 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

HAHAHAH! now he'll only communicate in emoticons

7/02/2005 01:35:00 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

8======D~~~~~~~~~~~~~~D>;

someone getting weenie geenies in their face,, ewwwww

7/02/2005 04:23:00 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

B( . )( . )BIES

7/02/2005 04:23:00 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

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7/02/2005 04:25:00 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Mariah Carey (.__)(__.)

7/02/2005 04:26:00 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

0<-L< well hung stick figure

7/02/2005 04:28:00 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

.) steph

7/02/2005 04:31:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA nice!

7/02/2005 05:23:00 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

o(-<~ stick man pooping

7/03/2005 09:41:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

~o

single solitary lonely weenie genie

7/03/2005 04:50:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

oh. my. god. welcome to the scoreboard, ho, you finally got 10 points!!!

7/03/2005 10:46:00 PM  

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