now that it's over, i just wanna put in my two cents about the michael jackson verdict.
the whole thing irritates me to no end.
it's like the oj trial all over again, is what josh and i were talking about the other day. i really think mj did it. andi can't believe jurors are actually saying on the news that they didn't find him guilty because they didn't like the accuser's mother.
WTF, mate? so this kid, given he did say he was and then he wasn't molested at various times in the past few years. all the creepiness that i heard through news reports and whatnot says to me hey, he really did get molested.
and he doesn't get justice because the jurors don't like his mom!?!?
WTF!!!
25 points to you for your thoughts on it, or 100 for your best michael jackson joke!
posted by Steph Calvert @ 9:31 AM
42 Comments:
i hope you checked out that site mark posted about. it's hilarious! i think something went down considering the porn and the vaseline. i mean YUCK! and now for some jokes:
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in !!
and my other favorite
Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
A: They're both 40 year old meat between 10 year old buns!
Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and my brother's dell computer?
Michael Jackson Fucks little boys...
and the computer has a lot of porn,, oh wait they both have that...
I think Michael Jackson is innocent. There is no way that anybody who fucks little boys could ever do something wrong... Plus he made Thriller,, he made Thriller People,,, Thriller....
OH and Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Steph,, STeph fucks little boys....
How do you know its bed time at neverland ranch?
When the big hand is on the little hand.. and when Michael Jackson is fucking the little boys after giving them Jesus Juice (patent pending)
Whats the difference between a dead Michael Jackson and a dead badger in the roadway?
Skid marks infront of the Badger..
another correct answer...
The badger doesn't have a dead little boy in his pants....
Whats the difference between Jen and Michael Jackson?
No, really, whats the difference??
NO, I really want to know....
HAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU JACKASS!
this is my favorite one:
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Little boy blue!
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!!
gahahhahahaha man i can't wait to add up this explosion of points!
last night when i was babysitting hailey and jacob made me play that stoopid elefun game, where the butterflies shoot out of the elephant trunk, and by the end of it i got hailey to say "IT'S LIKE AN EXPLOSION OF BUTTERFLIES!!!" every time we started it up and butterflies started comin' out...
YEAH!!!
MAMASAYMAMASAMAMAKUSA, MAMASAYMAMAMAMAMAKUSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think josh just told the same joke over and over
i've been waiting for someone to pick up on that and do the same thing, because it still counts as separate jokes and all he wants is to have more points than you! so get on it!
(p.s., i'm tallying up all these points tonight and updating)
well in that case here we go
Q: What do Michael Jackson and the New York Mets have in common?
A: They're both walking around with one glove on their hand for no apparent reason whatsoever!!
Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand !!
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house!!
Q:Why isn't all the controversy bothering Michael?
A:He doesn't mind reaching bottom.
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
`Why was Michael Jackson relieved of his Cub Scout Leader duties?
~He was up to a pack a day.
The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make him a priest.
`Why did Michael go to college?
~To get his Bachelor of Arse degree.
`Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore?
~He's tired of all the cracks.
`Who's Michael Jackson's favorite poet?
~Emily Dick in son.
`What's the worst stain to try to remove from a little
boy's underpants?
~Michael Jackson's makeup.
`Why is Michael so tough?
~He can lick any kid on the block.
AHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD this is amazing!!! jenn, where'd you find all of these because i KNOW you didn't come up with them yourself!!!
hahah no way dude. google is my best friend
you like google more than you like me!?!? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
Throw him a buoy !!
What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
Get out of my sun!!
Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing
Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to
begin training racehorses together?
Yeah, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna ride all the
three-year-olds!
Why does Michael Jackson arrange for private shopping?
So his guests won't be accompanied by guardians!
What's Michael's favorite Canadian TV show?
The Kids in the Hall.
Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
Because they aren't his!
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From a catalogue.
What's black and comes in little white cans?
Michael Jackson
What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
Michael Jackson.
What is Michael Jackson's Alma Matter?
Bring-em Young.
ahahhahahahahahah TERRIBLE!!! i'm completely offended!
no wait, no i'm not. carry on then.
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