the hearts and laserbeams blog!

recently blogger decided we can't publish my blog to my own website anymore so here we are! pardon the dust, and please visit us online at www.heartsandlaserbeams.com!

hearts and laserbeams is the wacky good-times art and design by me, steph calvert. i team up with robots, cupcakes, and stick people to show people art isn’t all about seriousness, missing ears, and deep thoughts; it can actually be tons of fun.

5.15.2005

okay so this totally isn't because we're going out, but josh has 230 points now.

thirty because he told me where the torso pic came from.

and two hundred because (and i think you'll agree with me here) no one thought he would ever post an actual entry in his blog ever again. and today he didn't just do a second entry, he did a third as well.

so there's that! jenn can suck it!

25 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

AH HA! You went for the pull-down menu for your archives.

Good move, good move....

And I was also wondering how people obtain your stamp of approval? I think that'd be very useful for my resume.

5/15/2005 09:07:00 PM  
Blogger Angela said...

UNFAIR! i'm boycotting josh.

5/16/2005 01:44:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

ahaahhhahahahah dude i was thinking of getting seal of approval stickers made, cuz that'd be awesome. i also wanna sell underwear on cafepress with my seal of approval on em.

angela, we like to encourage a healthy exchange of ideas on stephlehman.com; you get 10 points for your outburst.

5/16/2005 07:13:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

jenn, this healthy releasing of anger in a public forum
has earned you 10 points as well.

please be advised that i can't update the points window until i get home, though, so it'll be wrong until then.

5/16/2005 08:16:00 AM  
Blogger Brian said...

I DEMAND 500 POINTS!!!!!!

Did someone say swimsuit competition?

5/16/2005 08:24:00 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA jebus!

5/16/2005 08:29:00 AM  
Blogger Brian said...

I think if not 500, then 600 for the use of the "Mist" hose. maybe even 700 for the fact that I own a mist hose.

5/16/2005 08:46:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

no way man, i'll give you the 500 because you took the time to actually take that pic and post it, but askin for more than that is just greedy!

5/16/2005 08:51:00 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

that is soft core porn!

5/16/2005 10:50:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

it's the strangest thing, a birthday card came by my desk for a coworker, and wouldn't you know it, ralph macchio signed... wonder how that happened...

5/16/2005 02:56:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

AHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! daniel larusso WILL FIGHT!

5/16/2005 03:19:00 PM  
Blogger Angela said...

what a lousy day. seth green stole my joke, brian got 500 points, and ralph macchio signed someone else's birthday card. he never signs my birthday cards!!

5/16/2005 04:52:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

my boss' birthday card came through just a little while later and i can't believe he knows ted danson - but there his name was, saying "happy birthday dude, see you at the bar!"

5/16/2005 05:26:00 PM  
Blogger Brian said...

I will graciously accept my 500 points, and ask all of you to bow to the new point leader. Is it too early to ask for the crotch cake now? And that's not a typo, I would like it with a little crotch. (Don't ask why)

5/16/2005 09:06:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

as the contest doesn't end until december, i'd have to say you're a wee bit early, but you can definitely have crotchcake if you win, i'm sure josh will be all too happy to oblige!

5/16/2005 10:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Making your way in the world today takes everything you got.....
Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot....

Sincerely,

Teddy D.

5/17/2005 04:42:00 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

dearest teddy d. come on down to the local watering hole. let's get plastered.

5/17/2005 06:41:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

shelly long's here already, and she had a couple of drinks and smashed a glass with her face steph-style, so you know it's a good party!

5/17/2005 06:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey baby I hear the blues are callin tossed salad and srambled eggggggs.

5/17/2005 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

did someone say tossed salad?

5/17/2005 10:02:00 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

i keep seeing "josh has 230 pounds now"

5/17/2005 12:14:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH it's cuz he sure do like to eat cake!

5/17/2005 12:16:00 PM  
Blogger Brian said...

You people are straight sick!!!!!!

5/17/2005 09:29:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

want some more candy fatty!

5/18/2005 06:04:00 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

poke poke...

5/18/2005 05:09:00 PM  

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