the hearts and laserbeams blog!

recently blogger decided we can't publish my blog to my own website anymore so here we are! pardon the dust, and please visit us online at www.heartsandlaserbeams.com!

hearts and laserbeams is the wacky good-times art and design by me, steph calvert. i team up with robots, cupcakes, and stick people to show people art isn’t all about seriousness, missing ears, and deep thoughts; it can actually be tons of fun.

5.12.2005

okay kids, this weekend some new things are gonna go into effect on this here blog, and i can't divulge what they'll be until it goes live because come on, who doesn't like surprises? it'll be fun, i swear.

to start, take a look at this pic. the moment i saw this on conversations of famous people, i knew what my next painting series would be.

learned some new techniques from the group project at work last week, and this next series will be some 12" x 12" or so size squares, with a fun hard edge cartoony sort of background and a sorta graphic representation of a horrible headshots of celebrities.

i want stuff like that tara reid pic, stuff like james brown's mug shot. if you find one (it needs to be a head shot! none of that far away full body crap!) and put the link for it in your comments so we can all see em, you'll get fifty points. you get fifty points for each pic, and all pics must be linked before 12am monday morning to get counted.

the points will matter soon, kiddos.

16 Comments:

Blogger swirlogirl said...

don't forget this goldmine

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/index.html

5/12/2005 08:42:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

man i can't give you fifty points for each of the mugs on that site, so how's about fifty for the link? pick your fave on that page and i'll give you another fifty.

5/12/2005 09:34:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

MAN I WANT 398458376485763847658734 points! gees! lemme have a looksee

5/13/2005 05:35:00 AM  
Blogger Brian said...

I declare Shennanigan's! She can't post about all of those pictures! I want the points! I wan't them so I can trade them in for a stuffed animal (read: crotchcake) at Chucky Cheezes.

5/13/2005 08:25:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

man i can't wait to release the hounds on you guys! i mean the points! it's gonna be so worth your while to go find crazy shit on the internet for me! now get me some uglee faces to paint!

5/13/2005 09:10:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

p.s., here's the running point totals compiled since the points idea started:

brian gruhn: 50 pts
angela daniels: 50 pts
the other steph that visits here sometimes: 10 pts
jenn norwood: 50 pts
your mom: 2,746.42 pts for makeoutability

5/13/2005 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ooh, sounds like a fun project. And that pic of TR--oy vey! So she's really dating tommy lee now? Yikes, I don't care how big his dick is--i don't want any of that wasted hepatitis-B harboring body!

5/13/2005 01:17:00 PM  
Blogger Angela said...

hooray for points!!!!!!! i cannot wait! i'm gonna go get me 500,000 of them there points!

5/13/2005 04:01:00 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

im just making a point,, i Like boobies.. thank you

5/13/2005 04:35:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

you get back to work arresting drug dealers and auto thieves!!!

5/13/2005 04:38:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

WHATEVS! i already have 2837462873648276384726837468273648726387462873648276384 POINTS ON ALL OF YOU!

5/13/2005 07:09:00 PM  
Blogger Angela said...

i veto jenn's points!

5/13/2005 09:51:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

AND I VETO YOUR VETO! I AM ULTIMATE SUPREME RULER OF THE EARTH!!!!!!!!!

i was channeling ultimate satan. how was that.

5/14/2005 09:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PLEASE DO NOT CHANNEL ME, LITTLE GIRL, IT MAKES MY STOMACH HURT EVERY TIME YOU DO. MY DOCTOR SAYS I POSSIBLY HAVE AN ULCER.

THANKS SO MUCH,
ULTIMATE SATAN

5/14/2005 01:02:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

sorry dude

5/14/2005 01:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

IT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT, LITTLE GIRL, JUST BE MINDFUL OF MY STOMACH CONDITION IN THE FUTURE. IT'S ALL I ASK. OH, AND IF YOU WOULD ROT IN HELL, THAT'D BE NEAT, TOO.

5/14/2005 03:14:00 PM  

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