the hearts and laserbeams blog!

recently blogger decided we can't publish my blog to my own website anymore so here we are! pardon the dust, and please visit us online at www.heartsandlaserbeams.com!

hearts and laserbeams is the wacky good-times art and design by me, steph calvert. i team up with robots, cupcakes, and stick people to show people art isn’t all about seriousness, missing ears, and deep thoughts; it can actually be tons of fun.

5.10.2005

two things that i was going to post about last night:

1. if you google the word crotchcake, out of the 5,710 results my site is number 2. let's work to make stephlehman.com number one in the crotchcake department! go team!

2. i don't remember what the second thing was, but i'm sure it was terribly important. details at 11.

6 Comments:

Blogger swirlogirl said...

is there not a crotchcake.com?

5/10/2005 11:58:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

sadly, no - we checked last night.

5/10/2005 12:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't get why that other link was #1--you're so way more crotchcake-y than it! You were robbed.

5/10/2005 02:37:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

man totally! i'm sure we use the word crotchcake way more over here, i'm crotchcakiliciously sure about it! i demand a recount!

5/10/2005 02:39:00 PM  
Blogger Brian said...

When I google crotchcake it asks me if I ment "Crotch Cam", WTF? I am almost afraid to ask.

5/10/2005 06:51:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

we're not paying you to be afraid to ask the hard-hitting questions of today's society, brian. now get back to work.

and by work, i mean click yes that you meant crotch cam, because i may get fired if i do it at work and it turns out to be porno.

5/11/2005 07:34:00 AM  

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