the hearts and laserbeams blog!

recently blogger decided we can't publish my blog to my own website anymore so here we are! pardon the dust, and please visit us online at www.heartsandlaserbeams.com!

hearts and laserbeams is the wacky good-times art and design by me, steph calvert. i team up with robots, cupcakes, and stick people to show people art isn’t all about seriousness, missing ears, and deep thoughts; it can actually be tons of fun.

5.06.2005

if i were to pick my favoritest trend to ever hit the streets, it would be this:

when something odd or downright stoopid happens on the news, everyone makes awesomely crazy shit to sell on ebay commemorating it. lemme present the latest, the jennifer wilbanks toast.

let's put it in perspective, people.

this piece of bread is selling for more than my car was ever worth, even brand new.

but while $14,000 may seem pretty steep, but keep in mind shipping's a steal at just $3.85!

4 Comments:

Blogger swirlogirl said...

im bidding right now!

5/06/2005 03:50:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

you know, i was just looking at that toast again and i got to wondering. okay, maybe the dude didn't make this image appear.

i mean, he totally did, we all know he did.

but let's say he didn't, and it's some kind of miracle. who's to say it's jennifer wilbanks, and not someone else? what if it's actually princess diana? i bet he'd get more for the toast if he said it was princess diana.

5/07/2005 07:43:00 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

yeah but princess di is so 1999

5/07/2005 11:12:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

aw come on she's worth at least a little more than $19.99 - how about an even twenty?

5/07/2005 12:25:00 PM  

Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

<< Home