the hearts and laserbeams blog!

recently blogger decided we can't publish my blog to my own website anymore so here we are! pardon the dust, and please visit us online at www.heartsandlaserbeams.com!

hearts and laserbeams is the wacky good-times art and design by me, steph calvert. i team up with robots, cupcakes, and stick people to show people art isn’t all about seriousness, missing ears, and deep thoughts; it can actually be tons of fun.

7.09.2005

josh and chris found the perfect way to explain the very close, special brotherly bond they share last night in the pharmeceutical section at costco.

also of note yesterday is that my sister michelle and i spent literally 4.5 hours in a row drinking and playing dance dance revolution on her husband's xbox. she had spoken some smackage earlier in the week, to which i politely reminded her that i am the reigning queen of ddr. joe finally bought a second dance pad last night, and it was on like butter pecan. i love that the xbox ddr has la cucaracha on it, and the theme song from flashdance. i busted out the torn sweatshirt and legwarmers, and then i showed her who was boss! let it be knownst throughout the lands that i'm still the best damn ddr player this side of the mississippi! (please note: this is only on the easier levels, and only when not playing against mark, who is the best damn ddr player on the other side of the mississippi. but mostly only because jenn and i made him that way.)

good god i want a cupcake!

that reminds me! required viewing today includes "do you like waffles?" by parry of nerf herder and animated by nathan mazur. write a five page paper discussing your thoughts on it, include bibliography and works cited pages, and get 1 point! 25 points to michelle for showing me this freaking amazing cartoon. i watched it like fifty times at her house this morning, and then i came home, paid some bills, and watched it again. it made me rememeber that man, i need to make a cartoon sometime soon!

26 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

As much as I do like waffles, I honestly believe that you can create a more excellent cartoon. Chop chop! Time's a-wastin'.

7/09/2005 12:37:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

yeah get to work!!!!!

7/09/2005 01:28:00 PM  
Blogger Angela said...

do it! i'd pay a million billion dollars for a steph cartoon.... assuming i had that... you know what i mean

7/09/2005 07:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh damn, did you have a headband on too, because you really need a headband if you're gonna bust out the torn sweatshirt and legwarmers. Speaking of headbands, I saw a little bit of "Staying Alive" today--the sequel to "Saturday Night Fever," and perhaps THE MOST cheesiest movie of the 80s. That movie was nothing but headbands, torn sweatshirts, and legwarmers!

7/10/2005 05:02:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

sorry jeff, you gotta be more on the ball next time! show me an amazingly awesome website i've never seen before and i'll give you 25 points too!

7/11/2005 06:53:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

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7/11/2005 06:54:00 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

botachtactical.com,, they used to sell UZIs,, Man I like UZIs... This website has everything you could possibly need to go out into the desert and kill a whole lot a people....

7/11/2005 12:19:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

i'll allow it! points to you, good sir!

7/11/2005 12:24:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

what about this one

7/11/2005 01:52:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

or this!

7/11/2005 01:54:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

oh electro-tom, you slay me! 50 points to jenn!

7/12/2005 07:06:00 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

yesssss

7/12/2005 08:30:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

MAN whys it gotta be so busy! i need to do a new post and i know it and there's like zero time! garrrr!

7/12/2005 09:24:00 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

cuz work is GAYNATIONS!

7/12/2005 10:00:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

YEAH!!! (i'm shaking my fist in the air, and accidentally getting overzealous about it and punching myself in the face)

7/12/2005 11:25:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

that pool thing... is that a neat website i can go check out? no? then NO POINTS FOR YOU! AND YOUR TOAST POINTS HAVE BEEN SITTING IN YOUR SALAD DRESSING AND ARE ALL SOGGY! GROSS!

hang your head in shame!

7/13/2005 10:30:00 AM  
Blogger Brian said...

wow! she just lets it flow.

7/13/2005 10:32:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

mark!!! do you have any idea how many times, how many people i've told again and again the tale of how we badgered you into finally trying ddr and then becoming addicted?

i wish every one of my friends in other states all lived in one state so that we could all hang, because i'm positive there would be insanely good times if this was the case. garrrh. that's it, everyone up and move to savannah. let's go people!

7/13/2005 10:33:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

yeah come on down! you can live in my yard!

7/14/2005 05:59:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

i got dibs on the yacht!

7/14/2005 07:17:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

i got dibs on the yacht!

7/14/2005 07:17:00 AM  
Blogger Brian said...

I got dibs on the ditch you guys just dug. Oh wait that was for poo. Never mind. I guess I'll just crash with my buddy the River Street trumpet player.

7/14/2005 11:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what'll it be? blues, jazz, dixieland or gospel?

7/14/2005 12:04:00 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

i wanna crash with that polaroid guy, ,cause he'll take erotic pictures of me wearing this, and only this...

7/14/2005 05:36:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

new post tomorrow morning people, i swear. (tomorrow meaning 7/16/05 in the a.m.) i apologize for the infrequency and hang my head in shame!

7/15/2005 07:20:00 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

HAHAHAHAH there's a place for everyone!

7/15/2005 03:46:00 PM  

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