i have something very important to say; listen up!
i don't know when this happened but it was before i moved to the lbc... if you buy an old defunct donut shop in long beach, and it has an awesome huge donut on top of it, and then you do not make that building into a spanky new donut shop, you are completely lame and deserve to be beat up.
a coffee shop's close, but not close enough jerks! a check-cashing joint or a dry cleaner may as well have moved in!
posted by Steph Calvert @ 9:46 AM
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but atleast they frosted the donut, thats gotta count for something
i was just gonna shake my fist and say "i'll frost your donut" but then it sounded really dirty so i didn't.
Somebody needs to take a giant hot dog and place it in the doughnut.
I don't know why.
They just should.
I think that'd be appalling and a little humorous at the same time.
Make those old women on the streets grasp their pearls in horror.
and then while they're putting a hot dog in the donut they need to cut to a scene of a train going into a tunnel. seems like a logical next step...
yeah and then a scene of oily pistons doing their thing in a giant engine
and then they should cut to a space shuttle blasting off
and then a field of oil derricks pumping the ground
ahahahhhah you win, i was trying to remember what those things were called!
hahahah yeah it took me a minute to think it up hahaha. that donut is the best though
there's two other donut places in long beach that i know of that actually ARE still donut shops... i should go get pics of them to show this stoopid coffee joint how it's done.
the only problem with those other giant donuts is they're not frosted...
well dammit its no good if it ain't frosted! MUTUAL FUNDAS!
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHA the mutual funders gets me every time!!!
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