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recently blogger decided we can't publish my blog to my own website anymore so here we are! pardon the dust, and please visit us online at www.heartsandlaserbeams.com!

hearts and laserbeams is the wacky good-times art and design by me, steph calvert. i team up with robots, cupcakes, and stick people to show people art isn’t all about seriousness, missing ears, and deep thoughts; it can actually be tons of fun.

4.24.2005

while working on the black dots store, there was lots of time where i was just waiting for images to upload. so i thought i'd start on jenn's new cupcake, since the last one was... um... maybe stuck down someone's pants a whole bunch of times.

i could wash it, but knowing that i was giving one of my best buddies a crotchcake just seemed wrong. as i began the new cupcake, i decided to figure out what i'd done with the one i made for myself that turned out bigger than the other two i did previously. i figured adding an extra ring of stitches to the base should probably do it.

and apparently that's not what i did last time, because compare the monster cupcake to the tiny itty bitty crotchcake from before. it's huge.

on tap today is a little trip to walmart to get stuff for the savannah trip, and then i'm hopefully finishing the unicorn series! rock! seriously, it trips me out that in two days i'll be back in georgia, hangin' with some of my favorite people from college! pow!!!

17 Comments:

Blogger swirlogirl said...

ahahhahah DUDE! that cupcake is monstrous! i cant wait! the crotchcake looks like a mushroom now. i think josh crotch had a negative effect on it

4/24/2005 08:12:00 AM  
Blogger Trav said...

Steph-
The countdown BEGINS!!!!!!!
Can't wait to see ya!
You have a safe flight and all and we all will be partying soon my dear!!!!!!

4/24/2005 08:39:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

yeah from now on when i make cupcakes i'm totally following what i did this time around cuz it's LARGER THAN LIFE!!! POW!!! and it looks way more cupcakey than the old version, you know?

tuesday night is so close it could punch us in the face!!!

4/24/2005 01:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You could hurt someone with that cupcake. And I really believe that there is a market for "crotchcake"--it's catchy.

Have a safe trip to Georgia. Have fun.

4/24/2005 02:31:00 PM  
Blogger Angela said...

jesus christ!!!! that's a crack cupcake! a crackcake! i love it!!!!!! to quote a few cool girls I know, "ahhhhaahahahhahhahahahaaahahahha!"

4/24/2005 08:01:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

ahahahahahahahahaahahahahah who the hell says that!??!!? what a couple of dorks, that's what i say!

4/25/2005 06:51:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

i just realized the monster cupcake is just about the same size as the large-ish tupperware sitting in the background of that picture! insane!

4/25/2005 06:52:00 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

i also like how is says ASSORTED DESSRTS back there. whats going on fatty!

4/25/2005 08:45:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

i stole the assorted desserts sign from the disneyland hotel last aaaphhhahasabbbb! it was all very sneaky hush hush on the down low just like on that terribly funny episode of svu where all the dudes were gay but they didn't call it that, they called it "on the down low."

i can't wait to get outta work and pack!!! GAAAAAAAARHGH!

4/25/2005 08:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

IM NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO HAD THAT CAKE IN MY CROTCH!!!

4/25/2005 11:15:00 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Ok, so I wasn't trying to be anonymous, but I could not remember my log-in information...
But still, I'M NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO HAD THAT CAKE IN MY CROTCH!!!!

4/25/2005 11:21:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

ahahahhahahahahahah THESE ALLEGATIONS WILL NOT STAND! THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER!!!

4/25/2005 12:11:00 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

your mother wont stand and this sham relationship is over...

4/25/2005 12:15:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

you're breaking up with me ONLINE!!?!?!?!?

if anyone asks, i totally dumped you, not the other way around. don't try to change the story!

4/25/2005 12:18:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

im a witness. and i know it was as a result for crotcheties

4/25/2005 01:28:00 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

do you mean crotchitis, cause I had that once.. it burned...

4/25/2005 02:51:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

man, why you gotta bring that up? i said i was sorry i gave it to you! (ladies take note - you never can be too sure of the cleanliness of that transient hanging out outside your building.)

4/25/2005 04:51:00 PM  

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