the hearts and laserbeams blog!

recently blogger decided we can't publish my blog to my own website anymore so here we are! pardon the dust, and please visit us online at www.heartsandlaserbeams.com!

hearts and laserbeams is the wacky good-times art and design by me, steph calvert. i team up with robots, cupcakes, and stick people to show people art isn’t all about seriousness, missing ears, and deep thoughts; it can actually be tons of fun.

4.20.2005

so by this weekend i should be able to put the unicorn series in the paintings section.

last night i finished one that required me to paint an ear of corn... i began to realize just how obsessed i've become with finding one of the messed up wisconsin quarters that have the extra leaf on em this morning. out of curiosity i went to the internet and found a pic of the quarter. the leaf on the left side, the one you have to check to see if extra leaf is below it... my corn looks exactly like it on the left side. later today i will illustrate this entry with proof of how much this search has consumed me.

did i already write about the dream i had where i found one? i can't remember. help me out here people i'm too lazy to do my own research!

8 Comments:

Blogger swirlogirl said...

you are certifiably insane

4/20/2005 01:19:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

did you get the certificate stamped by a notary public? cuz it's not official until you do.

4/20/2005 01:55:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

i AM a notary public

4/20/2005 05:10:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

no, no, no, you're confused - you're not a notary, you're notorious for being a tramp!

4/21/2005 07:08:00 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

whoops! i read my certificate wrong

4/21/2005 07:23:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

i got a certificate in medical transcriptioning from national correspondence schools in just 6 months! it's amazing and i have a career i can be proud of! don't delay, call today!

4/21/2005 08:11:00 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

I would like to earn a degree in TV/VCR repair. How would i do that?

4/21/2005 09:52:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

it's simple, just send 500 dollars in small unmarked bills and a self addressed stamped envelope to:

steph likes cash
po box your mom
long beach, ca 90802

in twelve to eighteen weeks you'll recieve further instructions on where to send the next batch of cash to get this education of yours off the ground! it's just that simple!

4/21/2005 11:57:00 AM  

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