at lunch, lindsay was talking about this guy and his much younger girlfriend and how they're always making out. and how she saw her pull up at work one day, and she was driving a red convertible, and that she had on a supertight short short shorty short red dress to match.
and out of nowhere i heard myself saying "yeah, i like to match my car, too, that's why when i'm getting dressed in the morning i go through the dirty laundry for something to wear."
and that's my cue to exit! i'll be here all week! don't forget to tip your waitress! thank you goodnight!
posted by Steph Calvert @ 11:54 AM
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since when do you hang out with lindsay lohan?!!!!
duh, since ALWAYS!
man you are SELLIN IT GIRL! get them $$$$$$$ buy buy sell sell!
bahhahahahhaha yeah so i was workin' on the store last night! it won't be done for another couple of weeks, though, cuz i've got another bit batch of things to scan in and then i'm putting together some cafepress shenanigans... i think you're the cutest cupcake model this side of the mississippi, by the way!
thanks babe. i 'll take all the compliments i can get seeing as how i have the biggest zit this side of the mississippi! hahah. i'm honored to be your cortchcake model. you should make one for product shot purposes and get pictures of more people engaging in its pleasure. maybe even a shot with one and josh's crotch!
could you take a product shot for me? that shows it sitting on a table or a counter or something? i'll give you 50 points...
i'll have to do it from home. can it wait that long! will i sitll get my points arrrrgh!
oh absolutely - i'm not going to be on the internets all weekend, so the first chance i'll have to work on the store again will be like tuesday night or so. so if you get it to me before tuesday i'll give you 50 points.
yesssssssss
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