So I saw the new Lord of the Rings last night with Jen. And I exaggerated last night when I said it was rad, but I didn't know what was going on. What I meant to say was it was FUCKING rad (I've never really watched those kinds of movies, I like to stick to porn), and while I could get the overall gist of it I probably would have benifitted from seeing the first one or reading the books or both.

A couple of important things to keep in mind when seeing this movie:

-It's Frodo, not Frollo. (I'm lame)

-The guy that captures Frollo and Sam at the end to take them to the city... when his hood's up he looks like Bruce Springsteen.

-Sam's a funny name, especially in the end when said Sam is trying to revive Frollo... (I think the line was "you know your sam") This is funny because sam is my mom's word for weener.

-Smeegel, Shmegel, Golem, whatever the little computer animated guy's name was kinda looks like Steve Buscemi. Enough to repeatedly creep me out.

-There's a guy at the end who looks like Jason Biggs - Jen assured me it's not, but he still looks like him.

And none of this was very important. Bite my ass.