This thing totally lies, dude, I wrote at like 8 something this morning and it said "no, you can't put that on our site unless you have the super-snazzy paid version of blogger." Fucking whatever.

When a superior asks if you want something to do at work, how do you say something like "No thanks, I was planning on slacking off all day and taking a long lunch" and sound professional about it?

My Tetris has been interrupted yet again. Rrrrr. I have 2 new bibs and some artwork changes to do. I'd rather be sleeping. It feels weird to be back at work after 5 days off. It was a good vacation.

Our top stories this weekend (with exclamation points to sound more important): Football is funny! (Nothing says gay like the Rams' shiny gold pants!) It's buttass cold in Wisconsin! I reached a new level of multitasking yesterday when I did laundree while making brownies and watching some girl get ridiculed on Judge Judy! Went to Peabody's Saturday, where I peed with Steph and Nicki and learned that raspberry kamikazies are tasty! Cowboy Bebop rocks the casbah! The Offspring's acoustic version of "Defy You" ain't so bad! The poor ain't so bad! (A quarter to you if you know that movie!) Today's my last day of pet-sitting for Puddin' the Puke Machine! Thanks to Other Steph's quick thinking, I am now sitting in an office chair with ARMRESTS at work! Swanky! Hooray for everything! It's been brought to my attention that I'm going to have to start working on the list! So far it's Seth Green, Tim Roth, and Vin Diesel!

Enough with these infernal exclamations!

If you could only have 3 foods for the rest of your life (and you wouldn't have to worry about nutrition or getting bored with your choices) what would they be? I was trying to remember some of the crazy questions we'd go around the table with during Thursday production lunches at ThinkBox, and that was the only one that really stuck in my mind. I'd pick hamburgers, spaghetti, and pez. Any pez but grape. Grape sucks ass.

More art changes are coming in. Crap. So long, suckas!