You ever have a day where you eat nothing but crap all day long? And then you feel all tired and shit, and you forget that oh hey, you ate a ton of shitty food today! And then you remember, and you feel lame because you should've remembered, and you start to wonder why you're eating like shit and then your self-esteem starts to drop and the only way you can make yourself feel better is to become a raging alcoholic, quit your day job and start robbing liquor stores. Robbing liquor stores in this frame of mind is actually a smart move - it pays the bills and supports the habit - it's kind of like multitasking, which is a very good skill to have in today's job market. In spite of this, you shouldn't tell prospective employers about your experience. They would want a cut of the register take and threaten to turn you in if you refuse. The first rule of robbing liquor stores is you do not talk about robbing liquor stores.

I had a point, I swear. Jelly Bellies are highly addictive. I've been eating them all freaking day and can't stop.

When you're making up your own flavor combinations with the Helly Bellies, never EVER eat Peanut Butter with Lemon. EVER.

Yes, I'm out of things to do at work again and am slightly bored. Hooray for Tetris-time.