because you need another bit of proof as to what a dork steph is:


wedge013: I'm going to sleep too actually

dehdohdee2: loser!!!
dehdohdee2: bottoms up loser! (editor's note: mark is such a loser that i had to make sure he understood what a loser he was by calling him the same put-down twice. and that put-down is loser. because i'm oh-so-superior. rock on.)

wedge013: Don't forget, we're 7 hours ahead

dehdohdee2: i thought it was 15.4
dehdohdee2: but i'm dumb so there you go (editor's note: i was trying to make mark feel like less of a dullard. we all know i'm wickid smrt with skills to pay the bills. i'm talkin' about whoring, people. unless you're my parole officer, and then we're talking about macrame.)

wedge013: Well, we are on metric time
wedge013: So it isn't totally compatible
wedge013: Right now it is 9:76

dehdohdee2: what?
dehdohdee2: what the hell? (editor's note: i also would've accepted what the fuck or wtf, mate?)
dehdohdee2: metric time is for sissys!

wedge013: 9:76 metric

dehdohdee2: whatever@ (editor's note: adding extra punctuation marks sets you apart as someone with style. or someone who cant typpe wrthe& a damn*.)

wedge013: 100 days per year

dehdohdee2: wait are you being serious? (editor's note: this are you being serious was in reference to the idea of metric hours and minutes, not the hundred days a year. i'm not completely cracked. just mostly.)

wedge013: Steph you are priceless (editor's note: it's true. i totally am.)

dehdohdee2: i'm going to kill you (editor's note: this is also totally true. unless mark has turned up dead and i'm a suspect. in that case what you are reading currently is a piece of fan fiction that i wrote myself. why i would write fan fiction about me and mark is beyond me. some people need to get a life. people like you, who read crappy fan fiction about people no one cares about.)
dehdohdee2: or myself
dehdohdee2: for being so gullible it hurts to pee. (editor's note: call the doctor about that burning sensation already.)

wedge013: I love it when you all the sudden aren't sure about one of my zany ideas