the hearts and laserbeams blog!

recently blogger decided we can't publish my blog to my own website anymore so here we are! pardon the dust, and please visit us online at www.heartsandlaserbeams.com!

hearts and laserbeams is the wacky good-times art and design by me, steph calvert. i team up with robots, cupcakes, and stick people to show people art isn’t all about seriousness, missing ears, and deep thoughts; it can actually be tons of fun.

4.07.2005

i take it back.

if god had a flavor, it'd be leandra's mom's chocolate cake.

this is the best day ever.

9 Comments:

Blogger swirlogirl said...

god causes obesity

4/07/2005 12:19:00 PM  
Blogger Angela said...

i thought your sister said that god tasted like your guacamole. by the way, i was burping up god's guacamole for about 2 days after your party!

4/07/2005 02:08:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

i just heard tiny dancer on the radio and lemme say that tina turner sounded a lot like elton john

4/07/2005 02:48:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

ahahahahahhah are you sure it wasn't billy joel? cuz i'm positive he sings that song.

4/07/2005 04:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mark, but isn't that eucharist? Eating the flesh and blood of christ, etc. Hm, if they featured chocolate cake, I think they'd have a lot more converts. Was that blasphemous? God, I hope so!

4/07/2005 07:37:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

oh yeah BILLY JOEL!

4/08/2005 06:02:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

hey, what if god was one of us?

he'd probably want some chocolate cake, too.

4/08/2005 07:06:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

and if god wanted some chocolate cake, it'd kinda be like that harry kari guy will ferrel spoofed on snl who was all HEY!!! if you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?

4/08/2005 08:55:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

on the contrary, i know everything about everything. and i knew you were gonna say that. so there.

4/10/2005 01:23:00 PM  

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