Had the craziest dream this morning. I was waiting for a children's book to come in the mail - it was a monthly thing, kind of like the Trials of Life videos. Every month I would get a new kids' book explaining how to do useful everyday things.

The book I was waiting for was about the scaling and gutting of fish.

"And these were children's books?" Ryan asked when I told him about it.

Of course they were children's books. That's the way my dreams work. So the book finally came in the mail and I remember trying to scale the fish but I missed a couple of areas and whoever was in the dream with me was pointing to different happy illustrations and explaining where I'd gone wrong. The insides were really bright red. And shiny.

Yeah, see, that's kind of gross. Happy Saturday!