ways to properly jinx your computer, #834:

1) spend twenty minutes drawing a particularly hilarious peanut butter and jelly sandwich in illustrator.

2) under the file menu, choose save.

3) tell the computer where to save your sandwich.

4) think to yourself as it's saving, 'i don't know why i just bothered to save, illustrator's just going to crash'.

5) swear strongly as illustrator crashes, and start the program up again.

6) rinse.

7) repeat.