i changed my mind about what i want for christmas. and all you single fellas, here's your chance.

i will do anything, that's right anything, if you'll buy me a round trip plane ticket to california, a rental car for the weekend of december 13-14, and two tickets to night one of kroq's almost acoustic xmas. read on for an easy explanation as to why this is a neccessary expenditure for you.

important small print: the term anything does not include sleeping together. it does not include groping or even making out. anything does not include me giving you money. or shoes. or pop tarts. anything also doesn't include me taking you out to dinner, or a movie, or even coffee. buying me the above listed things (and you must buy all three, any one of them by themselves is pretty much useless to me) does not gauruntee i will be friends with you or that i will even call you on the phone to say thanks.

but you should do it for me anyways. the starving children in africa would've wanted it this way. merry xmas to you, too.