an open letter to kid rock:

hey cowboy, what's going on? just wanted to take a sec to visit with ya... you know i've never been your biggest fan - when we went to that summer sanitarium tour at the coliseum a couple years ago we all got up and went to the bathroom during your set. and while i kinda sorta like that i'm gonna be a cowboy song in a very hate to admit it kind of way, and your duet with sheryl crow isn't totally heinous, i'm not spending money on either one because meh. (and, new offspring on december 9 so i gotta save my money. you understand.)

but i wanted to thank you anyways, kid rock. i was watching vh1 this morning and saw your new video for that cover you did recently of "i feel like making love". and it did two things for me.

one, it made me throw up on myself.

two, it made me want to go out and buy a bad company cd, because your version of their song totally fucking blew.

anyways, thanks for listening and sorry about the loss of your midget. and i her pam anderson's talkin to tommy again. oh and that cover song was terrible. so... sucks to be you.

sincerely,
steph