hey ladies, get funky. here's the latest fashion report:

thursdays are the new friday. get on that party train fast, it's a fad that's catching like wildfire!

keep your damn fingers crossed that all's well tomorrow morning at ye doctor of retinas lest ye find your house coated in the remains of my egg container.

translation: if i get bad news i'm egging your house.

you know what, i'll probably end up egging your house either way. i hear soy sauce is the best way to clean it up so you better buy like 5 gallons.