She wore a raspberry Corvette,
Like the time I bought a secondhand store.
Raspberry Corvette
I think I love poo.

Prince is a smart guy. But smart doesn't necessarily get you on my list.

So here's what you've all been waiting for, the new improved list with links to fabulous pictures. Keep in mind these things: one, putting them in order was tough - maybe the first 20-30 are accurate, the rest are all jumbled together for the most part. Just remember that it's an honor to be nominated... Secondly, you may not agree with who's on the list or what order they're in and I may not care. I for one would rather be with Jon Stewart than Vin Diesel on any given night.

That being said, here we go. The following is a list of people that I can go and have all kinds of fun with for the night without anyone getting upset with me:

1) Seth Green
2) Noodles
3) Dexter Holland
4) Zach Braff
5) Tim Roth
6) Ben Stiller
7) John Cusack
8) Johnny Depp
9) Luke Wilson
10) Owen Wilson
11) Jon Stewart
12) Samuel L. Jackson
13) Orlando Bloom
14) Brad Pitt
15) Andre 3000
16) Kevin Bacon
17) Hugh Jackman
18) Danny Masterson
19) Christopher Masterson
20) Jeremy Piven
21) Vin Diesel
22) James Hetfield
23) Kiefer Sutherland
24) Colin Farrell
25) Josh Hartnett
26) Giovanni Ribisi
27) Zack Ward
28) Jason Lee
29) Steve Buscemi
30) Ryan Reynolds
31) Jon Abrahams
32) Vince Vaughn
33) Sean Astin
34) Scott Speedman
35) Conan O’Brien
36) Jack Johnson
37) Ewan McGregor
38) Christian Slater
39) Joseph Gordon-Levitt
40) ryan stiles
41) Johnny Knoxville
42) Steve-o
43) Dave Grohl
44) Will Smith
45) Mos Def
46) Thom Yorke
47) John Henson
48) Donald O’Conner (around when Singin’ in the Rain came out)
49) Gene Kelly (around when Singin’ in the Rain came out)
50) Ty Pennington
51) Tony Kanal
52) Laurence Fishburne
53) Adrien Brody
54) Kevin Corrigan
55) Adrock
56) MCA
57) Mike D
58) Mixmaster Mike – no picture available
59) Deryck
60) David Spade
61) Chris Cornell
62) Carlos Bernard
63) Edward Norton
64) Jack White
65) Jason Biggs
66) Michael Vartan
67) Chris Rock
68) Jack Wagner
69) Jimmy Kimmel
70) Michael Ian Black
71) Norm Macdonald
72) Jamie Kennedy
73) Scott Foley
74) Omar Epps
75) Ethan Hawk
76) the bass player from OKGo – no picture available
77) Dominic Monaghan
78) Taye Diggs
79) Craig Kilborn
80) Dave Matthews
81) Benicio Del Toro
82) Dan Aykroyd
83) Tyson Beckford
84) sprint trenchcoat cel phone guy – too hard to find a pic
85) verizon wireless can you hear me now guy – too lazy to find a pic
86) Pete Yorn
87) Pierce Brosnan
88) The Edge
89) Steve Martin
90) Denis Leary
91) Jeff Goldblum (sometime around when The Fly or Earth Girls came out)
92) Paul Newman
93) David Bowie
94) Christopher Titus
95) pre-drug addict robert downey jr.
96) Christopher Walken
97) Keanu Reeves
98) Wesley Snipes
99) Ray Liotta
100) Seann William Scott