A guy I used to know told me once about the active drug in the stuff eye doctors use to dilate pupils. (this whole story might not be true, seeing as the guy who told me the story was crazy-binaculars-guy.) I’m no medical-type person, but if I remember right the drops are atrapine. Back in the olden days (I have no idea what olden days he was referring to – could’ve been anything from Little House on the Prairie times to ancient Rome, I guess) there were some hookery types called The Girls of the Belladonna. And they’d put stuff from this flower belladonna, which contained atrapine, in their eyes to make their pupils huge and supersexy.

To the girls of the belladonna I say this: how the hell did you get anything done?!!?!

I had an eye guy appt. today, and I’m sitting here with my eyes all dilated and it annoys the crap out of me because I can’t see for crap. In a couple of hours or so I’ll be back in commission, but the waiting sucks ass.

On the bright side, no news is good news, and the contact lens doc had no news for me. Thank god. And here’s hoping I get a clean bill of health from regular doctory chick, too, in a couple of week when I ask her about angree stomach pains.

On the even brighter side, I’m getting my hairs chopped off tomorrow!

And my pics from the fourth rule!

Gotta go, the Felicity where she cuts her hair off is on. (you should give the show a chance, it’s crazy-ass fun)