This, my friends, is a song that was written by myself and one Jen N. while sitting at yonder Cafe A More tonight (to be sung to the tune of "Greased Lightning"):

"I'll slit your throat,
I'll steal your boat,
Pirate Lightning
Yo ho ho ho ho ho ho ho"

It'll be a classic, I'm sure.

There are 4 rides I never miss at the D-land - those rides are the Haunted Mansion, Space Mountain, Thunder Mountain, and the oh so fucking sweet Pirates of the Carribean. I was a little worried that the movie wouldn't do the ride justice - it seems silly that they are just now coming up with a story to go with what has been one of the most popular rides in both that park and the D-world for at least the last 30 years. But boy howdy did they rise to the occasion. It was damn hell ass sweet. You go now! I don't care that it's 2am!!! GO!!!!!!!

And Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp are both my boyfriends.

And, bestill my beating heart, there's a possibility I'll be returning to the homeland for a full week in mid-September for Disney Prom. That's not the only reason I'm going back; I'm always up for a week with the sibs. (there's other reasons that are slightly darker. this is a bright happy post so i'm glossing over those) 'Course, the promise of seeing one of my long distance lovers sooner rather than later doesn't hurt, either.

Chris, I can totally hear you sitting at your computer saying "here we go again." Shut the fuck up.

I'd love to stay and chat, but it seems that it is almost 2am, and there's another horrendous episode of Blind Date just begging to be watched. Later gators.

Oh yeah, and a word to the laundromat-goers out there: the new Maytag place on Witzel and the Car Wash place next to it are both having grand opening type quarter-wash sales. I pass the savings on to you! Now get outta my face!!!