the hearts and laserbeams blog!

recently blogger decided we can't publish my blog to my own website anymore so here we are! pardon the dust, and please visit us online at www.heartsandlaserbeams.com!

hearts and laserbeams is the wacky good-times art and design by me, steph calvert. i team up with robots, cupcakes, and stick people to show people art isn’t all about seriousness, missing ears, and deep thoughts; it can actually be tons of fun.

8.20.2006

beware, according to m&ms this is a little offensive...

no, josh and i have NOT been spending the last 20 minutes on the m&ms website figuring out what you can and can't have printed on those custom m&ms... here's a list of what they consider okay and offensive so far:

completely offensive:
suck it (or anything, you just can't have the word suck at all)
panty raid
butt pirate
boner

family oriented:
vagina
eat me
eat cock
eat her out
eat this vagina
eat weiner
mmmmmmm.... balls
mmm... camel toe
lionel richie
nambla rocks!
your mother
snakes on a plane
blow job
great bj!
underpants
diarrhea
back door man
who's got the clap
happy in my pants
connie lingus
graba$$
$hita$$

that's right, at the end we found out you could beat the system. i don't know about you, but i would TOTALLY pay 40 bucks for 2 pounds of personalized m&ms if they said $hita$$ on them.

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