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recently blogger decided we can't publish my blog to my own website anymore so here we are! pardon the dust, and please visit us online at www.heartsandlaserbeams.com!

hearts and laserbeams is the wacky good-times art and design by me, steph calvert. i team up with robots, cupcakes, and stick people to show people art isn’t all about seriousness, missing ears, and deep thoughts; it can actually be tons of fun.

7.09.2006

play some skynard!!!



okay, so last tuesday there was a mixup or something, and danielle didn't get to do her radio show.

what does this mean for you? A, you didn't miss out! and B, now there's a fancypants ad to promote the crap outta this thing. if you wanna put the ad on your own myspace page, lemme know and i'll give you the code...

i have to tell you, i'm very excited about her show. number one, because danielle is hilarious. and number two, she has excellent taste in music. except i think she listens to the plan sometimes, and that's more than a little homogay. but i'll forgive her for that i guess. maybe.

we went and saw the strangers with candy movie on friday night. it was totally awesome, and if there's an indie movie theater playing it somewhere near you get your ass there post haste! just so you know, a side order of red beans and rice from popeyes fits more than comfortably in my purse.

and now, i'd like to tell you a little story about how you do not eff with team kickass. last night, josh and i were taking jimmy out to, you know, crap on other people's lawns. (we pick it up, i swear) so he's finished his business, and we start walking back to our building. as we get to the front door, one of us is handling jimmy, the other's getting their keys out, and hey there's a pizza guy right there just about to get buzzed into the building! front door's open, he's walking in, we were about ten feet behind him, he totally saw us there behind him, and let the front door slam in our faces so we'd have to unlock it to get in. and then, he rushed into the elevator and closed the doors so he wouldn't have to share it with us.

we get into the elevator a minute later, and josh hits all the other buttons for our floor and the other 2 floors so when the pizza guy comes back down stairs it'll end up taking FOREVER to get there. the best part is our building's pretty open, and you can see the elevator doors on the other floors... man that was awesome. the end!

4 Comments:

Blogger swirlogirl said...

HAHAHAHAh this is one of the funniest posts you have written ever! i think it was the red beans and rice. way to stick it to that pizza chump!

7/09/2006 07:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

KARMA!

Lynn

7/09/2006 12:44:00 PM  
Blogger Trav said...

AHAHAHHAAAAAAA!
KICK ASS story!
Lemme ask ya (I am dying to see it): Was the SWC movie as funny as the show? Previews made it seem kinda bleh. I still will be seeing it when it comes here to FL.

7/09/2006 02:06:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

ohhhhhh dude. SWC was just as good as the shows. maybe even a tiny bit better? or maybe i'm saying that just because we've been waiting for it so long.

7/09/2006 04:36:00 PM  

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