anyone who's anyone is on myspace it seems, including me. and i have to tell you, i'm completely addicted to coming up with new and retarded answers to the high-schoolish surveys that get circulated.

i just finished filling one out, and the answer to these two questions made me laugh so hard i have to post it here for no other reason than to know i'll be able to read it years from now and laugh all over again.

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A N S W E R T R U T H F U L L Y !!

1. Do you like anyone?

sure do

2. Do they know it?

i think josh figured it out when i cut him with a knife last night. i stabbed him in the hand and screamed I LIKE YOU MUTHAFUCKER!!! and he's like dude, we've been going out for a year and a half, i already know that. then i drove him to the emergency room, slowed down, threw him outta the car and sped away because that's what true love is - dumpin your boy at the hospital and not getting caught. if he knows what's good for him he'll tell him he fell down some stairs.