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hearts and laserbeams is the wacky good-times art and design by me, steph calvert. i team up with robots, cupcakes, and stick people to show people art isn’t all about seriousness, missing ears, and deep thoughts; it can actually be tons of fun.

1.12.2006



chalk this tshirt design up to another night of terribly wrong jokes with steph and josh. 20 points to you for your guesses as to what a trolley stop means - get yer guesses in before midnight on friday, and if anyone that isn't danielle or michelle gets it right (cuz i think i may have told you what it means) you'll get another 100 points on top of that! AND i'll tell the all you dirty birds about the dangers of the trolley stop!

16 Comments:

Blogger Trav said...

Ok, I'm guessing Trolley Stop means "vagina"?
AMIRIGHT?AMIRIGHT?AMIRIGHT?
Now, the question is, do you remember what "tromboning" is?

1/12/2006 12:18:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

AHHAHAHAH good guesses so far but not quite right all the same! WHAT THE HELL IS TROMBONING?!!?!

1/12/2006 12:32:00 PM  
Blogger Trav said...

It's when a male is on the crapper and is beating his meat at the exact moment when he...u know.....drops the kids off at the pool, so to speak.

1/12/2006 01:52:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

AHAAHAHAHH ew!!!! it's worse than an upper-decker!

1/12/2006 02:04:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

hahahaha does it jave anything to do with getting it in the pooper?

1/12/2006 04:35:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

close, but not quite. giving someone a trolley stop is indeed butt-related, though!

1/12/2006 04:56:00 PM  
Blogger Sarah Lizzy Beth said...

tumbler shots...

1/12/2006 05:41:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

does it involved picking up things with your butt? like a trolley?

1/12/2006 06:14:00 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Ding Ding Ding goes the Trolley!!! Ring Ring Ring Goes the Bell.....

1/12/2006 08:30:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

is it like dropping off turds and picking them back up with your butt?

1/13/2006 05:23:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

AHAHAHHAHAHHAHA NO!!! i feel like i'm the feud, though - good answer, good answer!!

sarah, what's a tumbler shot?!

1/13/2006 10:26:00 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

umm is it holding a bell with your cheeks clenched while you run down the street asking people if they need rides?

1/13/2006 10:43:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

unfortunately, no one guessed it quite right though jenn racked up a bunch of points in guesses!

the trolley stop, in general, refers to your butt. and when a girl is wearing a thong, you can signal that this is your stop by pulling on the back string. ding ding!

giving guys the trolley stop is another matter, since they don't typically wear thong underwear. and since they typically ARE uncomfortable with putting things in their bum, giving a guy the trolley stop involves you putting your finger between their cheeks and yelling DING DING!

(you can do this outside the pants, people, no need to get poop on your finger.)

1/15/2006 03:39:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

AHAHHHA let me off this thing!

1/16/2006 05:12:00 AM  
Blogger Trav said...

I think I'm gonna be sick.

1/16/2006 07:19:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

lean out of the trolley if you hurl, ding ding!

1/16/2006 08:23:00 AM  

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