the hearts and laserbeams blog!

recently blogger decided we can't publish my blog to my own website anymore so here we are! pardon the dust, and please visit us online at www.heartsandlaserbeams.com!

hearts and laserbeams is the wacky good-times art and design by me, steph calvert. i team up with robots, cupcakes, and stick people to show people art isn’t all about seriousness, missing ears, and deep thoughts; it can actually be tons of fun.

10.17.2005

so i did a crapload of painting last night and then i slept for 11 hours! and now i'm all wiped out, possibly because i slept too much! garrrrrrrrh! but i'm only 2 and a half paintings away from being done! stay tuned, in the near future there will be pictures and stories of reunions galore! or maybe not really galore. there was only that one i went to.


eugene and grapes make prank calls in the middle of the night!


peach and the oc kids rob a bank!


martha and orange enjoy eating store brand cheerios!

11 Comments:

Blogger Steph Calvert said...

auntie spike, i'm almost sure i know you. you sound just a bit like josh's aunt linda? question mark? do i win a solid gold hubcap, i hope i hope?

10/17/2005 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

jolly good, ol' steph! i just called josh and confirmed that you are right - just remember not to actually put that solid gold hubcap on your car, cuz it'll get stolen right quick! and 'nancy drew and the mystery of the missing gold hubcap in the ghettos of los angeles' ain't really a book i wanna write, if you know what i mean...

10/17/2005 10:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GAAAAAARRRR!!!!! PAINT!!! PAINT!!!!PPPPPPAAAAAIIIINNNNNNTTTTT!!!!

10/17/2005 10:27:00 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

bahhahhaha! man you ned to photograph the entire series together cuz that will overwhelm the senses and they will just blow the shit up!

10/17/2005 10:42:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

KABOOM!!!

dude it's totally true - i took the skull paintings off my wall to take in for a show this last weekend, so i been hangin' these in their place and they look pretty fuckin rad all together.

10/17/2005 11:04:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

how about just 200 for being a peach? done and done!

10/17/2005 07:13:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

i watched an episode of martha's eapprentice on cnbc last night. the people that go on this show are SO retarded i love it. martha rulz!

10/18/2005 06:01:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

was it last week's episode where they had to make a blizzard character for dairy queen? horrendous!!! both mascots were terrifying! it's such a damn train wreck! but still not as good as the donald's apprentice...

10/18/2005 08:41:00 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

hahah no they had to design a ssuite for the westin

10/18/2005 11:26:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

oh wait the mascot one was the donalds! i love how the furniture just never showed up for that one room. I'M SELLING AIR, PEOPLE!

10/18/2005 11:44:00 AM  
Blogger Trav said...

OK OK OK...I am so late to the GAME.
I LOVVVVVEEEEE these paintings Steph.
They keep getting better and better!
I want em all...can I stealz them??

10/18/2005 03:57:00 PM  

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