someday, cross my heart and kiss my elbow, if i ever get famous, this little gem from my freshman high school yearbook will come back to haunt and taunt me.



i feel like jeremy piven in grosse pointe blank. TEN YEARS, MAN!!!!! ten YEARS!!!!

tonight's ye olde high school reunion, and after much deliberation i decided josh and i didn't need to drop a billion dollars to go to a thing that very well may not have any cool people there at all. so josh just left for work, and i'm at my house typing about high school reunions i'm not going to. ah, but i will not be skipping the festivities entirely, mind you. in just a little while me, michelle, joe, andrea and her husband are making haste for the hotel bar right next to the ballroom the reunion will be at so we can run into any choice people that actually did show up. simon dufour and kyle leiberman, i'm looking in your direction. unless you didn't go. then you can suck it!

stay tuned for covert spy photos and maybe a drunken cell phone post or two! TENNNNNNN YEEEEEARSSSSSS!

seriously, the whole thing is probably gonna be gay. can you catch gay from going to something that is gay? i think we're about to find out. film at eleven!

also, on that note, the abc affiliate out here has an email address where you can give them super interesting photos or videos of newsworthy things you caught on your cell phone. this is my new jackass pasttime. last night i sent them a picture of my just-finished dinner, and right now i'm gonna send a pic letting em know i really need to take my trash out. i wish there was a section on their website where you could see all the stupid inane crap people send in, i really do.