i finally started actually painting the new series for the small works show at scad! did these two last night during the so you think you can dance finale and the martha stewart apprentice. they're really crappy cameraphone photos, so bear with me until i get em scanned in for reals, but it's exciting that they're turning out as wackily retarded as they were in my head when i came up with this shit...

did you watch so you think you can dance? what's with the judge who keep going "WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"??? i bet she used to do aerobics at the y in oshkosh. just woo it baby, just woo it. much as i hate to admit it i kinda liked that show, and i bet johnny castle would've had the time of his life if he coulda showed off his pachanga! except that they do the pachanga every year and this year he probably wants to do something different... like maybe to switch things up he'll sleep with a high school girl named baby.

and the martha stewart apprentice... it just doesn't have as much bite as the donald's. i still like it and watch like a rabid raving lunatic, though. last night they had to design and sell wedding cakes at some wedding expo - the winning team sold five cakes and brought in somewhere around $3000. that's right, THREE THOUSAND DOLLARS. for five cakes. do wedding cakes seriously cost that much? WHO PAYS SIX HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR A FUCKING CAKE?!!? you know you can make a cake for like five bucks from a box at the store, right? and making one from scratch, it's probably right around there, too. what. the. hell.

oh wait, i was gonna show you pics of a couple of new paintings! sorry about that, got a bit sidetracked. check em out - i'd love to tell you what the other ten images are, but you're gonna have to wait and see, mutual fundas!


fruit and nuts: jeremy and pear practice ballet


fruit and nuts: will gets in a knife fight with apple