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10.04.2005

also, we just got done reading a little of this teen survey in some magazine here at work, and how according to the survey, teen america would most like to get stuck in an elevator with clay aiken.

my response to this: so teen america is gay?!?

after seriously thinking about it, i think i'd most like to be stuck in an elevator with mutual-fundin' macguyver, because if all i had on me was a lump of pocket lint and a pack of gum the dude could still get that damn elevator running again. and if i couldn't have macguyver, i'd pick star jones because you know she's got enough food in her purse for us to live on until help arrives, be it weeks, months or years.

20 points to you for your pick of best person to be stuck in an elevator with!

13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess it'd have to be my husband, cuz then we'd at least be able to have sex to pass the time... :P

10/04/2005 01:01:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

hmmm i'm going with the terminator because he is pretty skilled with elevators too. and i can teach him phrases like hasta menana, or mi panatalones es en mucho fuego.

10/04/2005 01:12:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

or the ever popular "chill out. dickwad." except he already knows that one.

10/04/2005 01:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, if I wanted to get out of the elevator, I'd probably want R2D2 around (does he count as a "person"?).

If wanted to stay in the elevator so the object of my affection could not escape, I think I'd have to go with Topher Grace. Or Ewan McGregor. Or Edward Norton.

Mmmm... Edward Norton.

10/04/2005 05:50:00 PM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

gahahahahhahah danielle that's it you're fired!

10/05/2005 07:38:00 AM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

i'm with danielle on that last onee

10/05/2005 07:46:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

that's it, you're fired too!!! EVERYONE GET OUTTA MY DAMN ELEVATOR ANYWAYS, I JUST FARTED!

10/05/2005 08:44:00 AM  
Blogger Angela said...

don't ask me why, but the first person that came to my head was joey macintyre, formerly of new kids on the block fame... i know, i know... just give me the points....

10/05/2005 11:10:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

ANGELA!!! sweet mother of god it's been a long time since i seen your cheery smily headshot on these here comments!

i hope it doesn't anger you to find out that i couldn't find a good pic of robert downey jr in the magazines i'm using for my new series. but i did find a great Will Ferrell to take his place in the knife fight with apple, and NPH will be doing double dutch with Zach Braff and a blueberry. i hope that makes up for it.

10/05/2005 12:21:00 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

HOLY SHNIEKIES!! it's angela! and according to the current time magazine, teen america is gay

10/05/2005 01:34:00 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I think that If I could be stuck in the elevator with anybody, it would definately be JOhnny Castle... Cause we could have the time of our lives... plus he wouldnt let Jerry Orbock (who would also be in the elevator) put me in a corner while he was trying to climb out through the roof hatch.

10/06/2005 01:16:00 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Or maybe Corky, cause when the repair man finally showed up, I could blame the broken elevator on him and everyone would believe me,, cause Corky wrecks driver's training cars and burns down family restaurants. But really that would suck cause I don't want be stuck with him unless I have a lot of cake to keep him from ripping my heart out... So I guess, maybe I would rather be stuck with Sally Field so I could take my hat off and we could do it.

10/06/2005 01:19:00 AM  
Blogger Steph Calvert said...

AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA yes!!!

10/06/2005 07:39:00 AM  

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