okay two things:

number one, i sat down thinking hey, i'll do the resume portion of the website tonight because it's just slappin' some text on that page, right?

no. cuz nothing in this stoopid build your own website thing has been easy. cuz i keep coming up with more design stuff to do to it. but i guaruntee that resume's gonna be the hottest piece of paper around, you know what i'm sayin?

number two, did i tell you that in addition to the two little annoying yappy dogs that live next door to me, there's also a little yappy dog that lives across the hallway? and did i tell you about how much i hate little yappy dogs? and how they're now going apeshit, barking at each other for no apparent reason? it's like living in a paris hilton sandwich!!! garrrrr!!!

okay i'm really working now the end!