two of my favorite things in the world:

1) i love my stoopid health insurance. i went to the optometrist last october to get a referral to an opthamologist and thusly get my stoopid eye checked out for new and gross anomolies. and the optometrist i saw said okay they'll probably get back to you to make an appointment in a couple of weeks. they called me yesterday.

2) i got one of those "hey you have a package but you weren't home so we took it back to the post office, get off your lazy ass and come pick it up" notices from the mailman yesterday - there's three possibilities as to what it could be:

a) my 60s kfc uniform dress (it's about damn time, i ordered it two weeks ago you bums!!!)
b) that present toyota said they were sending me for my car having 250,000 miles on it
c) the sample two week supply of taster's choice i requested after watching the apprentice a couple of weeks ago
d) a flaming bag of dog poo
e) all of the above
f) none of the above
g) my autographed copy of confessions of an heiress

3) i'm getting my hairs cut tomorrow and i have no idea what i'm doing to it yet... i kinda like the length it is on top but i still wanna chop it all off and go back to pixie hair. i dunno. suggestions?